[Jamestown1630]

I’ve seen this movie too many times.

‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ still holds up pretty well.

[Rebelbase]

Dammit! You ruined the movie for me by posting this.

[PhiloBedo]

“Task Rabbit”. That’s a new one for me.

[Buttons12]

If I were on a flight to Singapore and listening to this from the passenger next to me, I’d hang myself before flying over Catalina.

[Red Badger]

I took the city for granted as the only place any reasonable person would want to live.

THAT was your FIRST MISTAKE........................

[dblshot]

If your Kant’s categorical imperative is to be one of the greatest human beings who ever existed by snorting coke I don’t think I want you to be managing my Morgan Stanley account. Good for Debbie!

[Tijeras_Slim]

Not sure who this writer is mocking, but I think it’s everyone.

[EC Washington]

This describes every Hallmark Christmas Movie.

[Dr. Sivana]

I’m worried about Scott. Does he know he’s engaged to a cokehead?

[Secret Agent Man]

All the hallmark movies are the same. they just change horse farm, to flower shop, to wine vineyard, and change (some) of the actors.

[wardaddy]

You read this piece and you can see why party girl babe left him for a normie actual man from Iowa

Whew...

I think cocaine is the only thing he had to get her attention to begin with

[dfwgator]

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Poor Dead End Guy.

Dead End Guy will probably never reproduce and as a lawyer will do nothing to improve the world. He is an oxygen thief.

His former girlfriend and her husband will make their mark by marrying, having kids and raising them into decent human beings. Because that is in the end the only reason for civilization. The continuation of the human race.

It is interesting that these movies come in for so much snark because they showcase the kind of values most people really have.

It is the usual attack on middle America and middle class values.

[elcid1970]

“To be a member of SoHo House and blow a line off of Kate Moss’s foot.”

WTF?

[Responsibility2nd]

Hallmark Christmas Movies? Lets play a game!

[Scott from the Left Coast]

“David Marcus is the Federalist’s New York Correspondent.”

David Marcus is a moronic imbecile (I had to double up the terminology to get the level of his brain-dead idiocy accurate). And not because of the girl thing. His writing and lifestyle are the dead giveaways.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Stupid city folks have been sniffing their own farts too long.

[Nifster]

This is why I don’t like city folk

[Guenevere]

This is JUNK!.......has nothing to do with Hallmark movies

[Pilgrim's Progress]

It’s probably best to lose her now. If you kept her one day you would be going to jail for buying entrance into a prestigious college for your (maybe) child.