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8 holiday tech gifts for people you secretly hate (yes, seriously)
TechRepublic ^ | November 27, 2019 | By James Sanders

Posted on 11/28/2019 8:28:38 AM PST by Swordmaker

If talking politics at Thanksgiving is not enough to get you removed from the guest list for holidays in December, here's some gift ideas that will ensure you won't get invited back next year.

Ever find yourself in a position to need to buy a gift for someone you just don't like? Perhaps an in-law, or obstinate niece or nephew? Or, just looking to avoid terrible gifts? TechRepublic assembled the worst possible gift ideas—products that you can give to people that serve as the holiday equivalent of "Here, it's your problem now." In other words, the digital equivalent of buying a drum set for your nephew to irritate your brother.

1. Wired 3.5mm headphones

2. Android tablets

3. The wrong smart assistant device (or, realistically, any)

4. The Facebook Portal

5. Basically any Fitbit or WearOS smartwatch

6. Apple Watch for Android users

7. Expired Chromebooks

8. The Xbox One X All-Digital Edition

(Excerpt) Read more at techrepublic.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Computers/Internet
KEYWORDS: apple; applefanboy; applefest; christmas; christmasgifts; gifts; humor; technology
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To: Swordmaker

Nose Hair Trimmer


61 posted on 11/28/2019 12:32:55 PM PST by know.your.why
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To: Swordmaker

Yeah. Whatever. I’m not interested in such things. I’m an Apple guy. Want it to work...not interested how. Want to play the stuff I want to play not be a computer mechanic. I can rebuild engines and test for problems with a code reader. Don’t need to know how the code reader works. .


62 posted on 11/28/2019 12:39:37 PM PST by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: malach

See 62.


63 posted on 11/28/2019 12:42:12 PM PST by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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Anything that eats expensive batteries fast. . .


64 posted on 11/28/2019 1:03:43 PM PST by Swordmaker (My pistol self-identifies as an iPad, so you must accept it in gun-free zones, you hoplophobe bigot!)
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To: ctdonath2

Wow. . . Some people on here obviously did not bother to go read the actual article. If they had, they would NOT be slamming Apple. TechRepublic is NOT an Apple centric website by a long shot, nor is this article an Apple centric article, nor is it really mean spirited. If they had bothered to read the article, they’d have found it’s actually good advice for the tech-non-friendly on what NOT to buy for Christmas when they are shopping for friends, with its tongue sticking through its cheek.

These guys have absolutely NO sense of humor. . .

Many people could go out and buy something they think their friends would love and stick them with an albatross around their neck due to not knowing tech problems they might be creating. This article actually explains why it would NOT be a good idea to buy some of these products, by turning the issue on its head.

For example, most buyers have no idea that Chromebooks have a limit on how long they are upgradeable after they are introduced and that that five year old model bargain basement Chromebook, while it looks like it might be a great present for Uncle Joe, could be a gift that results in his bank account being drained due to his identity being stolen because its security cannot be upgraded. Not a good gift at all. That is explained in the article. But the Anti-Apple Brigade only sees it as a slam against Chromebooks somehow favoring Apple. . . Because that’s what they want to see. . . And because they DID NOT READ THE ARTICLE!


65 posted on 11/28/2019 1:14:11 PM PST by Swordmaker (My pistol self-identifies as an iPad, so you must accept it in gun-free zones, you hoplophobe bigot!)
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To: Swordmaker
A new drum set for the little ones 😁.
66 posted on 11/28/2019 1:36:06 PM PST by 2001convSVT (Medicare for All = Medical Care for None!)
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To: 2001convSVT

Heh heh...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=issMsCGqnBw


67 posted on 11/28/2019 1:43:09 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Swordmaker

Good rant.
Indeed, the list is not Apple-biased at all - but just because an Apple fan posted it, they have to bring the hate.

It’s funny.
Laugh, Apple haters.


68 posted on 11/28/2019 2:14:17 PM PST by ctdonath2 (Specialization is for insects.)
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To: malach

I LAUGH,
there fore
I Am.
.
Life has played plenty
of Jokes on us All.
Turnabout
Is Fair Play.

Why is it called
a Drumstick?
I was hammered for
Playing
“Ina Godda Davida!”


69 posted on 11/28/2019 2:16:53 PM PST by Big Red Badger (Despised by the Despicable!)
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To: immadashell
"16GB ipads"

My wife's 16GB Ipad works perfectly. Well, ... pretty good. Does anybody have a solution for Amazon Prime Video using up 6 GB of memory that can only be reclaimed by deleting and reloading the app?

Is there a way to move some of the 128GB in my Ipad to hers?

70 posted on 11/28/2019 2:38:08 PM PST by William Tell
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To: malach

I recall transistor radios
Just becoming “the Thing.”
I turned Grandpa’s Radio on
and hid it under
some presents beneath the
Tree.
Grandma came out hollering
that “I was In the Dog House!”,she was Mad.
I went outside and literally
got In The dogs House!
Turns out they thought I’d
Got into the Gifts
and Opened My present.
.
True story.


72 posted on 11/28/2019 3:31:42 PM PST by Big Red Badger (Despised by the Despicable!)
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To: Big Red Badger

I never played drums
With the Drumsticks.
.
Now I wished I Had,
What a Strange Story!


73 posted on 11/28/2019 3:34:33 PM PST by Big Red Badger (Despised by the Despicable!)
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To: dfwgator

Good one, excellent.


74 posted on 11/28/2019 3:45:29 PM PST by 2001convSVT (Medicare for All = Medical Care for None!)
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To: William Tell
Is there a way to move some of the 128GB in my Ipad to hers?

Nope, it’s a single chip on each board. But you can save space on both by saving photos on the iCloud. Then they’re not kept on the device.

75 posted on 11/28/2019 7:02:10 PM PST by Swordmaker (My pistol self-identifies as an iPad, so you must accept it in gun-free zones, you hoplophobe bigot!)
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To: Fresh Wind

“Wired headphones have uses and appeal”

I prefer wired headphones — and wired mouses/mice.


76 posted on 11/28/2019 7:11:18 PM PST by MayflowerMadam ("I've read the back of The Book, and we win.")
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To: ctdonath2

Android tablets are fine. Using one now.


77 posted on 11/28/2019 7:36:05 PM PST by greenishness
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To: Swordmaker

Personally, I prefer wired headphones.


78 posted on 11/29/2019 11:51:18 AM PST by zeugma (I sure wish I lived in a country where the rule of law actually applied to those in power.)
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To: Swordmaker

A vt100.


79 posted on 11/29/2019 11:54:11 AM PST by CJ Wolf (-Please forgive my misspellings, as I forgive those that misspell around me.)
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To: Big Red Badger
VHS tapes or
Audio Cassettes,
Oh Yes!

You got something against 8-tracks Badger?

80 posted on 11/29/2019 12:08:46 PM PST by zeugma (I sure wish I lived in a country where the rule of law actually applied to those in power.)
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