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8 holiday tech gifts for people you secretly hate (yes, seriously)
TechRepublic ^ | November 27, 2019 | By James Sanders

Posted on 11/28/2019 8:28:38 AM PST by Swordmaker

If talking politics at Thanksgiving is not enough to get you removed from the guest list for holidays in December, here's some gift ideas that will ensure you won't get invited back next year.

Ever find yourself in a position to need to buy a gift for someone you just don't like? Perhaps an in-law, or obstinate niece or nephew? Or, just looking to avoid terrible gifts? TechRepublic assembled the worst possible gift ideas—products that you can give to people that serve as the holiday equivalent of "Here, it's your problem now." In other words, the digital equivalent of buying a drum set for your nephew to irritate your brother.

1. Wired 3.5mm headphones

2. Android tablets

3. The wrong smart assistant device (or, realistically, any)

4. The Facebook Portal

5. Basically any Fitbit or WearOS smartwatch

6. Apple Watch for Android users

7. Expired Chromebooks

8. The Xbox One X All-Digital Edition

(Excerpt) Read more at techrepublic.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Computers/Internet
KEYWORDS: apple; applefanboy; applefest; christmas; christmasgifts; gifts; humor; technology
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1 posted on 11/28/2019 8:28:38 AM PST by Swordmaker
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To: ~Kim4VRWC's~; 1234; 5thGenTexan; AbolishCSEU; Abundy; Action-America; acoulterfan; AFreeBird; ...
A list of techy Christmas gifts for people you don’t like from TechRepublic. . . Gifts that might cause problems for the recipient. —PING!


I Really Don’t Like You
But Merry Christmas Anyway!
PING!

If you want on or off the Apple/Mac/iOS Ping List, Freepmail me.

2 posted on 11/28/2019 8:32:31 AM PST by Swordmaker (My pistol self-identifies as an iPad, so you must accept it in gun-free zones, you hoplophobe bigot!)
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Movies or games on VHS (Betamax, if you can find it)


3 posted on 11/28/2019 8:33:33 AM PST by ZOOKER (Until further notice the /s is implied...)
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To: dayglored; ThunderSleeps; ShadowAce

Ping for your tech lists. . .


4 posted on 11/28/2019 8:33:42 AM PST by Swordmaker (My pistol self-identifies as an iPad, so you must accept it in gun-free zones, you hoplophobe bigot!)
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To: Swordmaker

You meanie.


5 posted on 11/28/2019 8:33:42 AM PST by ctdonath2 (Specialization is for insects.)
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To: ZOOKER

Oh, yes. . . Or players for the same.

DVD player.


6 posted on 11/28/2019 8:34:38 AM PST by Swordmaker (My pistol self-identifies as an iPad, so you must accept it in gun-free zones, you hoplophobe bigot!)
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To: Swordmaker

Wow, a snarky article for Appletards by Appletards. Happy Thanksgiving!!


7 posted on 11/28/2019 8:35:55 AM PST by perfect_rovian_storm
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To: Swordmaker

Love my FitBit. One of the best investments I ever made.


8 posted on 11/28/2019 8:36:01 AM PST by conservative98
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To: ctdonath2

Got one, 720P TV big screen Plasma TV. . .


9 posted on 11/28/2019 8:36:50 AM PST by Swordmaker (My pistol self-identifies as an iPad, so you must accept it in gun-free zones, you hoplophobe bigot!)
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To: Swordmaker

DVD player is a must have.


10 posted on 11/28/2019 8:39:32 AM PST by TexasGator (Z1z)
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To: perfect_rovian_storm
Wow, a snarky article for Appletards by Appletards. Happy Thanksgiving!!

Actually, it’s not. It’s general tech gift advice. Note the no AppleWatch for Android phone users advice (read it in reverse), and no bargain basement Chromebook advice. . . They can’t be updated if they are too far beyond intro-date. Buy your giftee a much newer one, they aren’t that expensive to begin with. In other words, buy gifts that are appropriate for the recipient.

11 posted on 11/28/2019 8:41:00 AM PST by Swordmaker (My pistol self-identifies as an iPad, so you must accept it in gun-free zones, you hoplophobe bigot!)
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To: Swordmaker

Merry Christmas... I guess.


12 posted on 11/28/2019 8:43:06 AM PST by Menehune56 ("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC))
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To: TexasGator

External CD-ROM read-write deck or Thumb drives for Apple iPad users. . .


13 posted on 11/28/2019 8:43:16 AM PST by Swordmaker (My pistol self-identifies as an iPad, so you must accept it in gun-free zones, you hoplophobe bigot!)
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Actually, it is. I noted all of it and it clearly is snarky apple-centric bullcrap. I thought you didn’t want to have flamewars and arguments over your apple zombie-ism, but when you dredge up garbage like this, you deserve what you get.


14 posted on 11/28/2019 8:47:09 AM PST by perfect_rovian_storm
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29 years ago my engineer father in law knew I wanted a Nintendo or whatever game system was popular at the time.

I got an expensive game system. An Odyssey 2 from Magnavox. My FIL was very excited. Kept telling me it had full microprocessor! I looked at him with the kind of questioning look my dog gives when I talk to him.

I wanted the friggen Nintendo

I think he did it on purpose as per the article.


15 posted on 11/28/2019 8:47:38 AM PST by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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Any CRT monitor. . . Especially a green or amber screen. . .


16 posted on 11/28/2019 8:48:03 AM PST by Swordmaker (My pistol self-identifies as an iPad, so you must accept it in gun-free zones, you hoplophobe bigot!)
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To: Vaquero
My FIL was very excited. Kept telling me it had full microprocessor!

WOW! Full? As opposed to “empty?”

17 posted on 11/28/2019 8:51:41 AM PST by Swordmaker (My pistol self-identifies as an iPad, so you must accept it in gun-free zones, you hoplophobe bigot!)
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To: Swordmaker

How do you milk sheep?

With I-phone accessories


18 posted on 11/28/2019 8:52:09 AM PST by GSWarrior (I am a victim of racism every time I am called a racist because of my race.)
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To: Swordmaker

iPhone for Samsung user.


19 posted on 11/28/2019 8:52:35 AM PST by TexasGator (Z1z)
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To: Swordmaker

Good one, does it come with a burned channel guide map?


20 posted on 11/28/2019 8:55:48 AM PST by gibsonguy
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