What Will Your Wishbone Wish Be?

Years of Tradition | 11/27/2019 | blueunicorn6

[_Jim]

‘Whirled peas’. Always.

[Songcraft]

And, that being the case, you would also probably have a second, “pre-wishbone-breaking” wish, wishing that you don’t end up with the short end of the stick (so to speak).

[Veto!]

Well played, sir. Well played.

Thanks for the kudos. But I'm not "sir." Veto! (The Girl)

[Two Kids' Dad]

This is still America, right???

I wish for Marie Osmond!

[dljordan]

To crush your enemies — See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!

[oldasrocks]

That my wife will let me finally have a live in massage therapist.

[Redcitizen]

You need to be more specific as to the age of your live in massage therapist. Otherwise your wife may specify one that is older than rocks. ;)

[Redcitizen]

I’ll wish for the Miss Universe second place winner. That way I can console her for losing the title.

[blueunicorn6]

A thousand pardons!

How could I have been so foolish?

If you ever met my Dad you would know. Foolish doesn’t just run in my family....it sprints!

[blueunicorn6]

Oh look!

She’s gone to Switzerland.

If you hurry, you can still catch a boat to get there!

[blueunicorn6]

So, basically, the same as Valentines Day.

[blueunicorn6]

The old John Nash, A Beautiful Mind, trick.

He won a Nobel Prize for that.

That or inventing cupcake sprinkles. I can never remember. I guess I have an ugly mind.

[Redcitizen]

Guess I’ll have to watch a beautiful mind now. BTW, I have a mind that works like lightning. A flash of brilliance, then darkness.

[Big Red Badger]

I wish I’d have
Kept my old job.
.
But it’s still work
and work Sucks.
.
How about a Trip
To
Disney Land!
Two Weeks
All inclusive
Luxury Suites with
Those little bottles
Of booze that just
Fit right in
You’re hand!

[Viking2002]

I'm behind schedule due to being on injured reserve the last year. I wuz out getting everything staged and prepped for tomorrow, and I found last year's wishbone in a bowl on top of the microwave. I get a twofer. And since I didn't make it home last Christmas to see my side of the family due to a cracked up back, I'd already had some Christmas shopping done and the gifts are still in the closet. So I'm ahead of the game here. Man, if my luck would just hold the next five weeks........nah.