Posted on 11/16/2019 2:56:19 PM PST by VRW Conspirator
Contrary to popular belief, Russian people are not all cold-hearted alcoholics. We're actually pretty great once you get to know us.
Take advantage of Montreal's multiculturalism and get yourself a Russian girlfriend ASAP. This post is addressed to both girls and guys alike. The truth is, you absolutely need a Russian girlfriend in your life, you just don't know it yet. So here are 10 reasons why you need a Russian girlfriend in your life.
1. We NEVER Come Over Empty-Handed If you invite us over for dinner, or something, just know that we'll bring stuff. We'll even call you and ask what you'd like us to get. If you say that we shouldn't bring anything, we'll still bring something. Expect a cake or alcohol or even a gift. How awesome is that? Pretty freaking awesome.
2. We Take Care Of Ourselves Russian girls put extra effort into looking good. It is almost a way of life for us. Our mothers give us s*** if we don't wear high heels when we leave the house. I also think it's pretty safe to say that, in general, Russian girls are known to be beautiful. It's always fun to have a hot girlfriend whether you're a guy or a girl.
3. We Love To Have A Good Time Russian girls are your best party buddies. It doesn't mean that we're not serious though, don't get me wrong. It means that we can let loose and have a good time when we feel like it. Having fun and enjoying life is part of our culture.
4. We Will Always Feed You Food will always be served if you come over to our house. ALWAYS. Even if we just invite you for drinks. Even if you're not hungry and only passing by for five minutes... The moment you step foot inside our house, we immediately force feed you.
5. Russian Parents Are The Best If you're lucky enough to meet our parents, you'll trip at how cool they are. You'll get to drink a lot of alcohol and it will be socially acceptable, even encouraged! The parents will also force feed you. You've been warned.
6. We're The Friendliest People Once You Pass The Trust Test You might think that Russian girls are cold or mean, but it's not really the case. Smiling at strangers is not part of our culture, so don't take it personal if a Russian girl gives you the cold shoulder at first. Once she gets to know you, you'll see how friendly and cool Russian girls can be. Patience, my friend.
7. Matryoshkas You will be fascinated by Russian dolls (Matryoshkas). They're just so beautiful and every Russian girl has a set of these. You can play with them all you want and take photos for your Instagram whenever you please.
8. We Always Have Alcohol At Our House You know that moment when the SAQ is closed and you run out of alcohol... have no worry! Russian girls always have booze at home. Problem solved and you're welcome.
9. We're Straightforward You'll never have to wonder what a Russian girl thinks about you, she'll tell you straight up. If she likes you, you'll know it and it's awesome. You won't have to read between the lines with these girls.
10. Russian Accent You'll fall in love with the Russian accent. Whether you'll love to make fun of it or you'll get turned on by it - it doesn't matter - you'll love it regardless.
Note to Laz: Watch at least the first minute!
ML/NJ
Sorry darling. I keep thinking back to that old, old, old TV commercial.
Svim Vare. Evening Vare.
By the time they are 40, Russian women look like my grandmother.
Is next: Day vear!’’ Very nice!
Send lawyers, guns and money...
Sold. Send her now.
“American women have been savaged by the disgusting Women’s Movement. Nobody wants to be around them. Fueggeddaboudddit.”
I tell my kids that American Woman is ok to have some fun with (as long as they’re careful), but when it comes to someone to be SERIOUS with, over the long term - then only people from the ‘Old Country’, where women still RESPECT their still-married parents. Worked out great for me, and so far, so good for them.
I have a photo of two Russian WACS my Father took in Berlin, 1945.
They are not ugly but not pretty either. One is holding a flower. Daddy said they were nice ladies.
Oh, here we are at another bash American women thread.
My Grandpa was Ukrainian/Russian who went through the Bolshevik Revolution and was friends with everyone in his neighborhood. He was a hoot!
His experiences as a teenager and the revolution, which he talked about often, and my visit to my Grandma’s family in Yugoslavia in the early 80’s shaped my politics forever.
(And becoming addicted to Firing Line and Buckley in middle school helped.)
Do you by chance have any daughters? Are they American and only to be played with?
exactly what age do the Russian chicks turn from hot Miss Universe hotties into fat grandmother looking beasts with no teeth and warts all over their face?
“Then why are Russian women desperate to find an American husband and not a Russian one? “
u don’t know? How do u satisfy her when u r drunk ll the time?
The only American women that turn my head are the Southern Belles where they’re still raised to be young ladies and NOT trying to be or compete with a man. Fewer and fewer of them however.
She sure talked about alcohol a lot.
[Russian Accent] Comrade, get Russian girlfriend, ease anger, pain. Vodka. Dos Vi Danya.
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