Posted on 11/13/2019 6:00:27 AM PST by Impy

Joining us now is the hottest free agent out there, Whiskers the Cat, thanks for coming!
"I was told I would get to lick your yogurt wrapper."
Yes yes, after the interview if you are a good kitty, now...
"Yarr, the cat on the field was last week, way to be timely you salty four-flusher."
Yeah well I forgot to do it last week! I'm not writing for Carson here!!!
"Carson Wentz? Don't bother, spends all his time playing football, he'll never be as funny as Andy Dalton."
"Wait a minute, yogurt wrapper? You told ME I could lick it!"
"Aren't they called lids, not wrappers?"
"Yarrg, we digress, the point is he needs some better material."
Well, what do YOU want to talk about, huh? My fantasy te..
"Noaaaarg!"
Colon Crapernick's workout?
"Yes! Thank you cracka Imp, I'll be showcasing my ability to throw the ball in the general vicinity of my recieving corp....
"NOOOOARG! Alright, I....narg I got nothin either, how about you Alexa?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
What? Seriously?
"He got traded from the Yankees to the Mets."
ಠ_ಠ
"Don't quit your day job, Alexa."
"Hey it's not my fault Jeff Bezos has no sense of humor, you wouldn't either if you started going bald at 14."
"Hey cat? You and I should team up, a package deal, what do you say?"
"Sorry Colon, I'm actually retiring from football to concentrate on sitting in this cardboard box I found."
"That's what Andrew Luck is doing. It's working wonders for his golf game!"
Let me know if you want on/off the list
Thurs Picks received so far
Steelers: Impy
Browns: Pete
Politics aside the Saturday workout for Kaepernick is very odd
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/28067012/teams-invited-colin-kaepernick-workout-saturday
It’s probably part of his lawsuit settlement.
Steelers by 14.....................
Hopefully some better picks than last week ...
Browns
Ex-Browns
Vikes
Colts
Aints
Flipping a coin for this one
. Deadskins
COWBOYS!!!!!!
BiLLLLs
Panthers
9ers
Raiders
Patsies
Rams
Chiefs
Go Cardinals!
Colon has been working diligently on getting on his knees.
WHO CARES
Steelers
Browns are 3-6, should be the reverse. They can still beat Pitts
Texans ground the Crows
Skins in the Draft Pick Bowl
Vikes
Panthers
Saints
Colts
Cowboys gallop past Detroit
Browns had enough to beat Buffalo, Miami does not. Bills
49ers
Patriots
Cincy will have to win sometime, it won’t be this week. Raiders
Rams on SNF at home
Last year’s Chargers could win this game. Not this year’s team, so....Chiefs
Me picks:
Thursday, November 14, 2019
Pittsburgh
Sunday, November 17, 2019
Baltimore
Minnesota
Indianapolis
New Orleans
Washington
Dallas
Buffalo
Carolina
San Francisco
Oakland
New England
L.A. Rams
Monday, November 18, 2019
Kansas City
Is it too late to join the boycotters?
4-9, sheeeesh! I’m getting worse.
So are my beloved Cowboys.
My picks(sigh)
Cleveland over Pittsburgh
Baltimore over Houston
Minnesota over Denver
Indianapolis over Jacksonville
New Orleans over Tampa Bay
N.Y. Jets over Washington
Buffalo over Miami
Carolina over Atlanta
San Francisco over Arizona
Oakland over Cincinnati
New England over Philadelphia
L.A. Rams over Chicago
Kansas City over L.A. Chargers
And my beloved but mislead Dallas Cowboys
Dallas over Detroit
Both the Browns and the Steelers have shown some life lately. Mike Tomlin is doing a heckuva job. And when in doubt, don't pick the Browns!
Steelers!
The rest of my picks later.
STEELERS
PANTHERS
COWBOYS
COLTS
BILLS
RAVENS
VIKINGS
REDSKINS
SAINTS
49ERS
RAIDERS
EAGLES
RAMS
CHIEFS
STEELERS
PANTHERS
COWBOYS
COLTS
BILLS
RAVENS
VIKINGS
REDSKINS
SAINTS
49ERS
RAIDERS
EAGLES
RAMS
CHIEFS
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