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Orangutan Granted Legal Personhood, Moves to Florida, Becomes Florida Woman
Newsweek ^
| 11/7/2019
| Malika Malaea
Posted on 11/08/2019 8:50:19 PM PST by simpson96
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To: Farcesensitive
It will be culture and law in America eventually, or sooner. Expressing a contrary opinion will get you tossed in a camp.
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posted on
11/08/2019 9:18:14 PM PST
by
coaster123
(Distrust everyone under fifty.)
To: Rodm
Right turn Claudia! I bet her hair looks better than Mad Maxines and its her own.
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posted on
11/08/2019 9:18:14 PM PST
by
Equine1952
(Get yourself a ticket on a common mans train of thought))
To: ConservativeMind
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posted on
11/08/2019 9:21:54 PM PST
by
blackdog
To: DariusBane
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posted on
11/08/2019 9:24:23 PM PST
by
EEGator
To: simpson96
OKAAAAAAAAAAAY
Then I expect this creature to do one of the following
1. Recite the Gettysburg Address
2. Play Portia from The Merchant of Venice
3. Sing at La Scala
Until then
To: Yardstick
Yeah, I think she went by the stage name of Mick Shrimpton, but I thought she died onstage in a bizarre case of spontaneous combustion...........
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posted on
11/08/2019 9:27:04 PM PST
by
Viking2002
(..........and Epstein didn't kill himself. Yeah, I went there.)
To: Rodm
I doubt it. I suspect “she” is in fact a chimp-pansy
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posted on
11/08/2019 9:29:22 PM PST
by
golux
To: simpson96
Would this judge would rule for the unborn human babies right to life?
Just askin’. Know the likely answer. Animal Protected. Human, sacrificed for organ sales.
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posted on
11/08/2019 9:32:20 PM PST
by
ocrp1982
To: bwest
Probably one or the smarter Democrat District Delegates in Florida...
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posted on
11/08/2019 9:42:03 PM PST
by
patriotfury
((May the fleas of a thousand camels occupy mo' ham mads tents!))
To: simpson96
There is certainly a Florida man or two liquored up and waiting for her..
To: Yardstick
To: simpson96
The [paperless] ape-gal filed banana peels today to enter herx name on the [nearby] Alabama ballot along with other Democratic presidential contenders in 2020, along with Michael Bloomfield, the nationally beloved former Mayor of New York City.
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posted on
11/08/2019 9:53:04 PM PST
by
goldbux
(No sufficiently rich interpreted language can represent its own semantics. — Alfred Tarski, 1936)
To: simpson96
Could we have the critter run for AOC’s seat?
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posted on
11/08/2019 10:12:18 PM PST
by
LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
(TRUMP TRAIN !!! Get the hell out of the way if you are not on yet because we don't stop for idiots)
To: DariusBane
Dos the U.S. have to honor a goofy judicial ruling from Argentina ?
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posted on
11/08/2019 10:34:59 PM PST
by
stylin19a
(2016 - Best.Election.Of.All.Times.Ever.In.The.History.Of.Ever)
To: BookmanTheJanitor
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posted on
11/08/2019 10:36:11 PM PST
by
griffin
To: Farcesensitive
and that’s not mentioned in the FIRST sentence?!?!
Thank you.
Nobody else here knows that’s i’m betting.
That’s good. It would have ruined the comments of those thinking it’s an american citizen :)
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posted on
11/08/2019 10:43:18 PM PST
by
dp0622
(Radicals, racists Don't point fingers at me I'm a small town white boy Just tryin' to make ends meet)
To: bwest
What are her pronouns? Would I be correct in assuming she became a democrat, since most Democrats are a bunch of apes anyway?
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posted on
11/08/2019 10:59:39 PM PST
by
Mark17
(Once saved, always saved. I do not care if some do not like that. It will NEVER be my problem)
To: simpson96
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posted on
11/08/2019 11:42:07 PM PST
by
aquila48
(Do not let them make you care!)
To: simpson96
I may want to volunteer for Musk’s Mars expedition after all.
I want out of this asylum.
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posted on
11/08/2019 11:47:50 PM PST
by
aquila48
(Do not let them make you care!)
To: simpson96
A non-human person?
I thought Hillary Clinton had that title???
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