Schools across Russia are told to teach pupils how to strip and assemble an AK-47 to mark (TR)

Daily Mail ^ | October 31, 2019 | Sophie Tanno

[Perseverando]

Schools across Russia are told to teach pupils how to strip and assemble an AK-47 to mark 100th birthday of Mikhail Kalashnikov

Russian education ministry calls for school lessons on assembling AK-47 guns

Comes as Russia prepares for 100 year anniversary of Mikhail Kalashnikiv

Ministry said lessons would teach students about country's history & culture

Schools across Russia have been told to teach pupils how to strip and assemble an AK-47 to mark the 100th birthday of Mikhail Kalashnikov.

The Russian Ministry of Education published the guidelines, that called for the nationwide school lessons, today.

Russian general Kalashnikov was born on November 10, 1919 and is known for developing the AK-47 assault rifle. He is revered as a public figure in Russia and passed away in December 2013, at the age of 93.

The Russian Ministry of Education has set out guidelines that call for nationwide
school lessons on dissembling and reassembling an AK-47 (stock image)

[Perseverando]

In Russia children learn how to install the trigger assembly in an AK-47.

In America they learn how to be triggered and hide under their desks.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Do that here with M-16s.

[VietVet876]

Oh boy. National Bring Your Gun To School Day. Proclaim it over the land.

[mylife]

I’ve taught many American kids to do the same.

[lee martell]

Very useful knowledge to have.

[DannyTN]

I’m fine with teaching them to assemble an AK-47. But why do they have to do it stripped naked?

[dfwgator]

[Red Badger]

At least they're getting a real education!................😥

[Nakota]

“In Russia children learn how to install the trigger assembly in an AK-47.”

In contrast, American children are taught how to put a condom on a cucumber.

[Levy78]

I dated a Russian girl about a decade ago who told me this.

[FirstFlaBn]

Their kids get a good caliber of education.

[bgill]

American 3rd graders are being taught oral and anal sex. For real.

[DannyTN]

Nice

[READINABLUESTATE]

In mother Russia, Kalashnikov is hero.

[Black Agnes]

Our children are being prepared to be the sex workers that entertain the rest of the world’s children when they all grow up.

[Pontiac]

https://transsylvaniaphoenix.blogspot.com/2009/02/michail-kalashnikov-admits-german-help.html

[Sacajaweau]

In our schools, we teach “banana 101”.

[lapsus calami]

 

 

Heck, you oughta see what they do in Poland. They have militia military training in the schools there. Classes on infantry maneuvers, crew served weapons and so forth.

 

 

[PGR88]

Its not a bad skill to have, but the fact they are claiming “schools across Russia” is IMHO probably the fakest of fake news.

[SuperLuminal]

"In contrast, American children are taught how to put a condom on a cucumber."

Whereas American government-school students are actually taught:

• How to put a condom on a cucumber;
• The pleasures of anal sex;
• The wonders of drag queens;
• How best to determine their own gender;
• The moslem prayer of devotion; and,
• To report their parents for too many guns.