NFL Live Thread: Week 7

10-15-19

[Impy]

NFL Live Thread: Week 7

Thursday, October 17, 2019 (All Times Eastern)

Kansas City at Denver
8:20 pm FOX-NFL Network-Amazon Prime Video
Empower Field at Mile High

Sunday, October 20, 2019

Miami at Buffalo
1:00 pm CBS
New Era Field

L.A. Rams at Atlanta
1:00 pm FOX
Mercedes-Benz Stadium

Minnesota at Detroit
1:00 pm FOX
Ford Field

Oakland at Green Bay
1:00 pm CBS
Lambeau Field

San Fransciso at Washington
1:00 pm FOX
FedEx Field

Jacksonville at Cincinnati
1:00 pm CBS
Paul Brown Stadium

Houston at Indianapolis
1:00 pm CBS
Lucas Oil Stadium

Arizona at N.Y. Giants
1:00 pm FOX
MetLife Stadium

L.A. Chargers at Tennessee
4:05 PM CBS
Nissan Stadium

Baltimore at Seattle
4:25 PM FOX
CenturyLink Field

New Orleans at Chicago
4:25 PM FOX
Soldier Field

Philadelphia at Dallas
8:20 PM NBC
AT&T Stadium

Monday, October 21, 2019

New England at N.Y. Jets
8:15 pm ESPN
MetLife Stadium

Bye teams this week: Carolina, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay

[Impy]

"Belly Button Chick! Welcome back! How was Aruba?"

"I wasn't on vacation you psychopath! You had me tied up in the basement! I would have starved to death if I was a real person! If Impy's fantasy team hadn't lost again and he hadn't come down to basement to hang himself I may have been there till Chritmas!"

"Oh I know, I HATE sitting behind kids on the plane too, I told you to take the train. So Impy's dead? Super! Now I can use his razor to shave my legs!"

No, I'm fine, the bathrobe sash broke.

"Shoot, guess I better run to Walgreens. Oh look, there's someone at the door."

"Hello there, I'm your morning appointment. I'll take anything but retail."

Wait, what?

"Oh great, I hate dealing with idiots like you at the unemployment office!"

This isn't...

"Yes, the sign in your window made clear this is the unemployment office, now stop playing games!"

That signs says 'Keyes for Senate'. I've been meaning to take that down.

"Anyway, I was just inexplicably let go from my position as an army sniper."

"Because of your servely impaired vision?"

"The hell are you talking about fella? I can see just fine!"

"Oh then I do have a position for you, for some unknown reason an NFL ref was mysteriously abuducted and beaten silly by a group of Detroit Lion fans last night. He's in traction, so the League needs someone right away. You seem perfect.

[Impy]

NFL LIVE THREAD PING

Week 7, where does the time go?

Thurs Picks already received. Kansas City: Impy, Pete.

[ExTxMarine]

As long as the refs show up, Green Bay has a better than 90% chance to win!

[Gay State Conservative]

Patriots 45
Jets 2

[circlecity]

Colts v. Texans is a big game and could end up dictating the winner of the AFC South.

[Jim W N]

Hey Impy, is there an MLB Playoff thread?

[DoodleBob]

I don’t care if the Jets go winless the rest of the season. Their win over the Cowboys makes me a fan. That was ALMOST enough to soothe my anger over the Eagles’ horrible performance against the Vikings. Nonetheless, schadenfreude, baby.

[Impy]

Not that I know of, this lazy bastard Pete never got around to making one!

[Impy]

Tman’s picks reposed from the old thread (again ;) )

BRONCOS

BILLS

JAGUARS

VIKINGS

PACKERS

RAMS

COLTS

49ERS

CARDINALS

TITANS

SAINTS

RAVENS

EAGLES

PATRIOTS

upsetting week ahead... need all to win...

woo hoo

t

[real saxophonist]

I'm not an NFL fan, but I'm subjected to Broncos 24/7 where I am. I read these threads because of the funnies at the beginning. 'Keyes For Senate' - That's hilarious!

(NOT the concept of Keyes for Senate - but including that sign in this thread.)

[Impy]

Feel free to discuss them here.

Looks like the Nats are going to the series......

[DoodleDawg]

Chiefs over the Broncos (Hope springs eternal)
Bills over the Dolphins
Rams over the Falcons
Vikings over the Lions
Packers over the Raiders
49ers over the Redskins
Jaguars over the Bengals
Colts over the Texans
Giants over Cardinals
Chargers over the Titans
Seahawks over the Ravens
Saints over the Bears
Eagles over the Cowboys
Patriots over the Jets

[darkangel82]

KC
Bills
Rams
9ers
Texans
Minny
Cards
Jags
Tenn
Saints
Seahawks
Dallas, over Philly and the refs
Pats romp on MNF
And lastly, the Browns over the bye, cause they can’t fumble when they don’t play

[darkangel82]

Forgot one....Pack over Raiders

[teeman8r]

sorry man... old habits die hard... and i am a victim of circumstances... circumstances of me being too darn lazy to look for a more recent thread... i am just so afraid not to get my picks in on time and miss the thrill of being in the top 16 on the leader boards...

thanks for picking up my slack... i will be better next season.

t

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

I thought I would drop in and tell you guys something. I finally have something good to say about the NFL. . . . . . . . . .

The NFL is not the NBA

[Phlap]

[Hot Tabasco]

As long as the refs show up, Green Bay has a better than 90% chance to win!

As long as the other team shows up, the Lions have a better than 90% chance of losing.....