[Impy]

"Belly Button Chick! Welcome back! How was Aruba?"

"I wasn't on vacation you psychopath! You had me tied up in the basement! I would have starved to death if I was a real person! If Impy's fantasy team hadn't lost again and he hadn't come down to basement to hang himself I may have been there till Chritmas!"

"Oh I know, I HATE sitting behind kids on the plane too, I told you to take the train. So Impy's dead? Super! Now I can use his razor to shave my legs!"

No, I'm fine, the bathrobe sash broke.

"Shoot, guess I better run to Walgreens. Oh look, there's someone at the door."

"Hello there, I'm your morning appointment. I'll take anything but retail."

Wait, what?

"Oh great, I hate dealing with idiots like you at the unemployment office!"

This isn't...

"Yes, the sign in your window made clear this is the unemployment office, now stop playing games!"

That signs says 'Keyes for Senate'. I've been meaning to take that down.

"Anyway, I was just inexplicably let go from my position as an army sniper."

"Because of your servely impaired vision?"

"The hell are you talking about fella? I can see just fine!"

"Oh then I do have a position for you, for some unknown reason an NFL ref was mysteriously abuducted and beaten silly by a group of Detroit Lion fans last night. He's in traction, so the League needs someone right away. You seem perfect.

[Impy]

NFL LIVE THREAD PING

Week 7, where does the time go?

Thurs Picks already received. Kansas City: Impy, Pete.

[ExTxMarine]

As long as the refs show up, Green Bay has a better than 90% chance to win!

[Gay State Conservative]

Patriots 45
Jets 2

[darkangel82]

KC
Bills
Rams
9ers
Texans
Minny
Cards
Jags
Tenn
Saints
Seahawks
Dallas, over Philly and the refs
Pats romp on MNF
And lastly, the Browns over the bye, cause they can’t fumble when they don’t play

[Phlap]

[Conserv]

The Falcons stink to high heaven.

I hope Matt Ryan is considering retirement.

[mmichaels1970]

Kansas City at Denver
Miami at Buffalo
L.A. Rams at Atlanta
Minnesota at Detroit
Oakland at Green Bay
San Francisco at Washington
Jacksonville at Cincinnati
Houston at Indianapolis
Arizona at N.Y. Giants
L.A. Chargers at Tennessee
Baltimore at Seattle
New Orleans at Chicago
Philadelphia at Dallas
New England at N.Y. Jets

[al_c]

Chiefs rebound and slap the Broncos back to reality
BiLLLLs
Rams
Lions have lost some very close games, gotta go with them at home
Packers
9ers
Bengals have replaced the Browns as the worst in the AFC North. Jags
Texans
Kyler gonna show those giants that a little guy can play NFL too. Cards
Titans with their first home win
Seahags
Bears have a stingy defense. Saints are overrated. De Bers!
(sigh) cowboys
Patsies will do to the Jets what the Cowboys SHOULD have done.

[Rummyfan]

Kansas City at Denver 8:20 pm FOX-NFL Network-Amazon Prime Video Empower Field at Mile High Hmmm.... KC has lost two in a row and the suddenly revitalized Broncos have won two in a row. But now, a trip to Kansas City. Well, you ride her till she bucks you or you don't ride at all. Broncos.

Rest of my picks to follow.

How about those Nationals?!

[big'ol_freeper]

[Rummyfan]

I took the Broncos tonight in the upset. Here's the rest.

Sunday, October 20, 2019

Miami at Buffalo 1:00 pm CBS New Era Field The Bills are resurgent and Miami... well, still Miami although they almost got their first W last week. Bills.

L.A. Rams at Atlanta 1:00 pm FOX Mercedes-Benz Stadium The Rams are reeling after three straight losses but a game against the defenseless Falcons should be a cure. While the last several weeks have shown how to beat the Rams I don't think the Falcons have the wherewithal to do it. Rams.

Minnesota at Detroit 1:00 pm FOX Ford Field The Lions got robbed on Monday night. The Vikings surprised me with a throttling of the Eagles. Detroit gets it done here though. Lions.

Oakland at Green Bay 1:00 pm CBS Lambeau Field The Raiders have been surprising. But Green Bay at home? Again? Are the Packers playing all their games at home this season?! Packers.

San Francisco at Washington 1:00 pm FOX FedEx Field The new bosses of the NFC West come to FedEx Field. San Fran has been winning with defense, and Case Keenum and the no-name Redskins O are no match. Niners.

Jacksonville at Cincinnati 1:00 pm CBS Paul Brown Stadium Jacksonville has been in every game, just coming up short more often than not. But against the lowly Bungles?! Jaguars.

Houston at Indianapolis 1:00 pm CBS Lucas Oil Stadium Deshaun Watson has the Texans offense clicking and the Colts will not be able to keep up. Texans.

Arizona at N.Y. Giants 1:00 pm FOX MetLife Stadium Bravo Arizona for a win last week. Kyler Murray really shone. But two in a row? And I think the Giants are a little better than their record shows. Giants.

L.A. Chargers at Tennessee 4:05 PM CBS Nissan Stadium I have given the frigging Chargers more chances than my ex-wife. But there is no way they lose to the lowly Titans. Chargers.

Baltimore at Seattle 4:25 PM FOX CenturyLink Field The Ravens are 4- 2 but are extremely shaky on defense. And now travel to the Pacific Northwest to meet 5 - 1 Seattle. Russell Wilson is going to have a career day. Seahawks.

New Orleans at Chicago 4:25 PM FOX Soldier Field How many games can New Orleans win without scoring more than twenty points? I don't know but this will be one more of that type. Saints.

Philadelphia at Dallas 8:20 PM NBC AT&T Stadium Two teams struggling to find some consistency. I'm still flabbergasted by the 'Boys loss to the Jets. And while Philly doesn't inspire a lot of confidence, it's enough for me to say they'll win this one, sending Jerry into despair. Eagles.

Monday, October 21, 2019

New England at N.Y. Jets 8:15 pm ESPN MetLife Stadium What a great Monday night match-up! Ugh. But a Tom Brady led, Bill Belichick coached team is not going to make the mistakes that the Cowboys did in losing to the Jets last week. The Pats will stay perfect. Patriots.

Good luck everyone! And have a great weekend!

[Rummyfan]

P.S. It’s great that Belly Button Chick is back!

[toast]

Need a better week:

Kansas City
Buffalo
L.A. Rams
Minnesota
Green Bay
San Francisco
Jacksonville
Indianapolis
N.Y. Giants
Tennessee
Seattle
Chicago
Philadelphia
New England

[RedMonqey]

Kansas City over Denver

Buffalo over Miami

L.A. Rams over Atlanta

Minnesota over Detroit

Green Bay over Oakland

San Francisco over Washington

Jacksonville over Cincinnati

Indianapolis over Houston

N.Y. Giants over Arizona

L.A. Chargers over Tennessee

Seattle over Baltimore

New Orleans over Chicago

New England over N.Y. Jets

And
Philadelphia over my beloved but lost Dallas

[Enterprise]

So when did my baby start wearing a sports bra? That ain't right.

Anyway I picked the Chiefs and tuned in to watch a football game. There wasn't one. Just a huge sack fest.

[Bender2]

Imp, Bendy got me something proper... to wear--

[Rummyfan]

Well, so much for the Broncos two-game win streak. I hope Mahomes’ injury is not serious.

[L,TOWM]

Buffalo
L.A. Rams
Minnesota
Green Bay
San Fransciso
Jacksonville
Indianapolis
Tennessee
Seattle
New Orleans
Philadelphia
N.Y. Jets

[Enterprise]

Well it's been a fun week, being the King and all. Me and BBG, all our food, drinks, and entertainment paid for. Dang though, it's back to the arena.

Bills
Rams
Vikings
Packers
49ers
Jaguars
Texans
Giants
Chargers
Ravens
Bears
Eagles
Patriots (The Jets are better with Darnold back, so this one could be an upset)

[saminfl]

The one below belly button chick looks a little bit like Chelsie Clinton.