Cat escapes pet hotel, needs veterinary care after 'relations' with five female cats

WTHR ^ | Oct 11th, 2019

[CodeToad]

Are we sure we know WHAT contributed to his condition??

[Fresh Wind]

[real saxophonist]

There's a chain of convenience stores out here called, I kid you not:

First time I saw one I thought, that sounds like what I did through most of my 20s.

[SIDENET]

Cat went straight from the pet hotel over to the cathouse.

[Impala64ssa]

Oh, yes, the Alley Cat! Back in the day what Bar Mitzvah or Jewish wedding reception would be complete without it? 😀🙂🙂 Now it's the Chicken Dance or Macarena.

[VTenigma]

Who knew there were any cats left in china?

[Tx Angel]

Hahahahah! Too funny!

[Viking2002]

I was especially naughty in my 20’s. I’d leave one apartment in the morning, go drive to pick up a date at another and stay there the next night. God is making me pay for it now. Memories aren’t much fun when you’re hoping you don’t pee on your shoes in the evening. LOLOL!

[null and void]

The prostitute who showed up turned out to be his wife - he was her first client!

At least that's what she told him!

[null and void]

Are they competing with:

?

[real saxophonist]

Ah, the old in-out, in-out, me droog...

[Kriggerel]

Very horrorshow indeed, O My Brother.

[dfwgator]

I don’t bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alleyway looking for a fight
Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night
Singin’ the blues while the lady cats cry
“Wild stray cat, you’re a real gone guy”
I wish I could be as carefree and wild
But I got cat class and I got cat style

[null and void]

We move like cagey tigers
Oh, we couldn’t get closer than this
The way we walk, the way we talk
The way we stalk, the way we kiss
We slip through the streets while everyone sleeps
Gettin’ bigger and sleeker and wider and brighter
We bite and scratch and scream all night
Let’s go and throw all the songs we know

Into the sea, you and me
All the years and no one heard
I’ll show you in spring, it’s a treacherous thing
“We missed you”, hissed the Lovecats
“We missed you”, hissed the Lovecats

[PIF]

Sounds like gotz reels of cat porn ...

[rlmorel]

What I found interesting is that the Chinese surveillance network very accurately tracked that cat’s activities.

First, they DO have equipment blanketing everything. Creepy.

Second, If these guys are watching it, they definitely must have a surplus of men who aren’t finding women, and are vicariously living through the exploits of a tomcat...

[John S Mosby]

The last fake sighting of Ghislane Maxwell who knows quite a bit about running a pedophile cathouse... was In-N-Out in LA. But... not really.

Where is she now? We’d have to ask Comey’s daughter at SDNY,
Maurene Ryan (comey) Issacharoff (seriously, her married to a Ukrainian’s son- name). She’s supposed to be “running” the Epstein invest.. can’t make this up.

[bgill]

[grey_whiskers]

Dear Pet House Letters,

I never thought that this would happen to me, but...

[Boogieman]

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