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Kenya's Homa Bay: Fart pushes Speaker to suspend debate
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Posted on 08/09/2019 2:07:37 PM PDT by ameribbean expat
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Trump's fault.
To: ameribbean expat
Nadler is visiting Kenya?
To: ameribbean expat
He who smelt it dealt it...
If there are two people in an elevator, and one of them farts, EVERYONE knows who did it...
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posted on
08/09/2019 2:09:44 PM PDT
by
jonascord
(First rule of the Dunning-Kruger Club is that you do not know you are in the Dunning-Kruger club.)
To: ameribbean expat
How dare you fart before my wife!
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posted on
08/09/2019 2:11:01 PM PDT
by
Jacquerie
(ArticleVBlog.com)
To: jonascord
Two lawyers are in an elevator and one farts.
Both say, “Not me.”
To: ameribbean expat
Several years back I was attending an Autocad class where a fellow classmate let go with some of the nastiest, paint peeling farts imaginable that permeated the whole room. To top it off he sat there snickering about it. After about the 3rd time the instructor scolded him in front of the whole class to the point this guy turned red with embarrassment.
A couple days later I had digestive system issues and just could not help myself and let go with one in class that mimicked what the other guy did. Talk about another royal but chewing and threatening the expel this other guy, as everyone just knew he did it. I never told a soul back then I was the culprit.
To: Jacquerie
“I didn’t know it was her turn.”
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posted on
08/09/2019 2:16:20 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: ameribbean expat
our entire Pelousy House of Reps is one big Fart
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posted on
08/09/2019 2:17:20 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
( “Politicians are not born; they are excreted.” Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: jonascord
He who denied it supplied it.
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posted on
08/09/2019 2:17:57 PM PDT
by
Rastus
To: ameribbean expat
Hillary must have been there, probably slumped under the table.
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posted on
08/09/2019 2:18:48 PM PDT
by
Veto!
(Veto! (Political Correctness Offends Me))
To: ameribbean expat
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posted on
08/09/2019 2:26:29 PM PDT
by
Blogger
(Vote Trump 2020 & get some of what you want. Don't & be guaranteed to get what you don't want.)
To: Veto!
And just think of poor Huma being down-town when ‘Beasty lights one off!
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posted on
08/09/2019 2:26:33 PM PDT
by
bobby.223
(Retired up in the snowy Mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
To: jonascord
Mr. Inspectorette were in an elevator once, when a kid, probably 13-14 years old got on, stood in front of us and ripped a silent but deadly. That three floors down took forever. Thought I was going to barf. The kid thought it was funny.
To: jonascord
He who smelt it dealt it... I believe that's the time-honored precedent that rules in this case.
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posted on
08/09/2019 2:37:41 PM PDT
by
IronJack
To: ameribbean expat
That’s one of the good reasons always to have a dog around.
To: jonascord
I always heard, “He who denied it, supplied it.”
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posted on
08/09/2019 2:44:52 PM PDT
by
mrs. a
(It's a short life but a merry one...)
To: redfreedom
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posted on
08/09/2019 2:47:00 PM PDT
by
sparklite2
(Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
To: redfreedom
I would be embarrassed, as you were, but that story is darn funny!
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posted on
08/09/2019 2:47:38 PM PDT
by
ConservativeMind
(Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
To: ConservativeMind
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posted on
08/09/2019 2:59:28 PM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Ruth Bader Ginsburg doctor is a taxidermist.)
To: jonascord
Or as Monty Python would say...
I fart in your general direction!!!
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posted on
08/09/2019 3:12:13 PM PDT
by
OKC Patriot
("Never Forget"!)
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