Trump's fault.
To: ameribbean expat
Nadler is visiting Kenya?
To: ameribbean expat
He who smelt it dealt it...
If there are two people in an elevator, and one of them farts, EVERYONE knows who did it...
3 posted on
08/09/2019 2:09:44 PM PDT by
jonascord
(First rule of the Dunning-Kruger Club is that you do not know you are in the Dunning-Kruger club.)
To: ameribbean expat
How dare you fart before my wife!
4 posted on
08/09/2019 2:11:01 PM PDT by
Jacquerie
(ArticleVBlog.com)
To: ameribbean expat
Several years back I was attending an Autocad class where a fellow classmate let go with some of the nastiest, paint peeling farts imaginable that permeated the whole room. To top it off he sat there snickering about it. After about the 3rd time the instructor scolded him in front of the whole class to the point this guy turned red with embarrassment.
A couple days later I had digestive system issues and just could not help myself and let go with one in class that mimicked what the other guy did. Talk about another royal but chewing and threatening the expel this other guy, as everyone just knew he did it. I never told a soul back then I was the culprit.
To: ameribbean expat
our entire Pelousy House of Reps is one big Fart
8 posted on
08/09/2019 2:17:20 PM PDT by
faithhopecharity
( “Politicians are not born; they are excreted.” Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: ameribbean expat
Hillary must have been there, probably slumped under the table.
10 posted on
08/09/2019 2:18:48 PM PDT by
Veto!
(Veto! (Political Correctness Offends Me))
To: ameribbean expat
11 posted on
08/09/2019 2:26:29 PM PDT by
Blogger
(Vote Trump 2020 & get some of what you want. Don't & be guaranteed to get what you don't want.)
To: ameribbean expat
That’s one of the good reasons always to have a dog around.
To: ameribbean expat
Moo always said Barry was stinky.
21 posted on
08/09/2019 3:17:09 PM PDT by
bgill
To: ameribbean expat
23 posted on
08/09/2019 3:26:43 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: ameribbean expat
The next time the dems in congress have a lock on an ugly vote the republicans need to feast on beer, broccoli and eggs a few hours before the vote.
To: ameribbean expat
Confucious say “Fox smell own hole first”.
To: ameribbean expat
Too funny. Seems like black folk are the most offended by farts.
I could tell a story but this isn’t the right place.
28 posted on
08/09/2019 5:00:09 PM PDT by
Boomer
(Our melting pot has turned into a pressure cooker)
To: 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; Lazamataz; ...
Clearing the ol’ room, eh? Well, just imagine how those young couples living in tiny houses in the USA feel.
DANG!
29 posted on
08/09/2019 5:36:07 PM PDT by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Show me the people who own the land, the guns and the money, and I'll show you the people in charge.)
To: ameribbean expat
35 posted on
08/09/2019 7:24:31 PM PDT by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: ameribbean expat
A skunk smells it’s own burst first.
36 posted on
08/09/2019 7:36:20 PM PDT by
Randy Larsen
(Trump IS MY president and I'm damn proud of him!)
To: ameribbean expat
I have no idea of what the local diet might be, but the imagination runs wild.
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