Several years back I was attending an Autocad class where a fellow classmate let go with some of the nastiest, paint peeling farts imaginable that permeated the whole room. To top it off he sat there snickering about it. After about the 3rd time the instructor scolded him in front of the whole class to the point this guy turned red with embarrassment.
A couple days later I had digestive system issues and just could not help myself and let go with one in class that mimicked what the other guy did. Talk about another royal but chewing and threatening the expel this other guy, as everyone just knew he did it. I never told a soul back then I was the culprit.
ROFL
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I would be embarrassed, as you were, but that story is darn funny!
My story involves a plane ride home to Dallas after a hard night drinking heavy dark beer in Frankfurt. Had plenty of room there in the back of the plane!