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To: ameribbean expat
He who smelt it dealt it...

If there are two people in an elevator, and one of them farts, EVERYONE knows who did it...

3 posted on 08/09/2019 2:09:44 PM PDT by jonascord (First rule of the Dunning-Kruger Club is that you do not know you are in the Dunning-Kruger club.)
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To: jonascord

Two lawyers are in an elevator and one farts.

Both say, “Not me.”


5 posted on 08/09/2019 2:11:07 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: jonascord

He who denied it supplied it.


9 posted on 08/09/2019 2:17:57 PM PDT by Rastus
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Mr. Inspectorette were in an elevator once, when a kid, probably 13-14 years old got on, stood in front of us and ripped a silent but deadly. That three floors down took forever. Thought I was going to barf. The kid thought it was funny.


13 posted on 08/09/2019 2:28:37 PM PDT by Inspectorette (o)
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To: jonascord
He who smelt it dealt it...

I believe that's the time-honored precedent that rules in this case.

14 posted on 08/09/2019 2:37:41 PM PDT by IronJack
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To: jonascord

I always heard, “He who denied it, supplied it.”


16 posted on 08/09/2019 2:44:52 PM PDT by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
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To: jonascord

Or as Monty Python would say...

I fart in your general direction!!!


20 posted on 08/09/2019 3:12:13 PM PDT by OKC Patriot ("Never Forget"!)
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22 posted on 08/09/2019 3:24:53 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: jonascord

“If there are two people in an elevator, and one of them farts, EVERYONE knows who did it...”

I’m guessing you don’t know many older folk.


25 posted on 08/09/2019 3:43:15 PM PDT by Born to Conserve
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