If there are two people in an elevator, and one of them farts, EVERYONE knows who did it...
Two lawyers are in an elevator and one farts.
Both say, “Not me.”
He who denied it supplied it.
Mr. Inspectorette were in an elevator once, when a kid, probably 13-14 years old got on, stood in front of us and ripped a silent but deadly. That three floors down took forever. Thought I was going to barf. The kid thought it was funny.
I believe that's the time-honored precedent that rules in this case.
I always heard, “He who denied it, supplied it.”
Or as Monty Python would say...
I fart in your general direction!!!
“If there are two people in an elevator, and one of them farts, EVERYONE knows who did it...”
I’m guessing you don’t know many older folk.