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Michael Moore Cancels Gym Membership Over Owner Hosting Trump Fundraiser
townhall.com ^ | Aug 8, 2019

Posted on 08/08/2019 7:52:42 AM PDT by Helicondelta


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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Okay, I guess I need to start reading some of the replies before I come up with my original masterpiece comments.


21 posted on 08/08/2019 7:58:16 AM PDT by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
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To: Helicondelta

Actually, when the owner learned Michael Moore was a member, he cancelled the contract. At least, that is the word on the street.


22 posted on 08/08/2019 7:58:19 AM PDT by bert ( (KE. NP. N.btyC. +12) Progressives are existential American enemies)
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To: Helicondelta

Well it’s not like he was actually using it!


23 posted on 08/08/2019 7:58:25 AM PDT by PTBAA
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To: Helicondelta

This fat oaf obviously has never sen the inside of a gym (unless it was some in-the-showers-action).


24 posted on 08/08/2019 7:58:34 AM PDT by hal ogen (not funny<font)
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To: Helicondelta

Billionaire Steve Ross

25 posted on 08/08/2019 7:58:50 AM PDT by gaijin
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To: Helicondelta

Just the headline is comedy gold.


26 posted on 08/08/2019 7:58:52 AM PDT by Enterprise
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To: Helicondelta

SoulCycle doesn’t offer memberships. It’s right on their website.

Leftists lie always.

L


27 posted on 08/08/2019 7:59:02 AM PDT by Lurker (Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

“Michael Moore” and “Gym” are words that I never thought would be associated with one another.


28 posted on 08/08/2019 7:59:13 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Helicondelta

He’d better sue them for false advertising while he’s at it.


29 posted on 08/08/2019 7:59:36 AM PDT by Jim Noble (There is nothing racist in stating plainly what most people already know)
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To: Helicondelta

Well, good for him.
Now we won’t have to worry about him getting healthier by exercising his body instead of his big fat mouth!


30 posted on 08/08/2019 7:59:44 AM PDT by milagro (There is no peace in appeasement!)
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To: youthphil

Maybe more people will now go to that gym.


31 posted on 08/08/2019 8:00:53 AM PDT by Exit148 ( (Loose Change Club founder) Put yours aside for the next Freepathon!110)
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To: Helicondelta

The machines and treadmill are very thankful.


32 posted on 08/08/2019 8:00:54 AM PDT by CincyRichieRich (Vote for President Trump in 2020 or end up equally miserable, no rights, and eating zoo animals)
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To: Helicondelta

Is Michael Moore even considered fat still? He looks like most of the people I see at the store. So, yeah, fat.

Meanwhile, the stationary bikes at Soulcycle let out a collective sigh of relief.


33 posted on 08/08/2019 8:01:15 AM PDT by cdcdawg (Fact: Dogs can extract more info from smelling a pile of $h!t than humans can from viewing CNN)
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To: Helicondelta

Actually, Moore is the dream member every gym owner hopes for. They join and go a couple times before they give up. But they continue to pay their monthly fees as they lie to themselves that they are going to “get back into the gym” any day now. There are lots of these types and they keep the cash coming but use up no gym resources.


34 posted on 08/08/2019 8:01:29 AM PDT by circlecity
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To: Helicondelta
He's getting a Winchell's membership - always 14 to a dozen!


35 posted on 08/08/2019 8:01:59 AM PDT by HombreSecreto (The life of a repo man is always intense)
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To: youthphil

Join a gym and look like Michael Moore .... great marketing ploy.


36 posted on 08/08/2019 8:02:41 AM PDT by Boston Blackie
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

37 posted on 08/08/2019 8:04:44 AM PDT by Helicondelta (Deplorable)
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To: Helicondelta

Uh-oh!   There goes his lean, trim look!

38 posted on 08/08/2019 8:04:54 AM PDT by Songcraft
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To: Lurker

In their “FAQ”
General

Do you offer a monthly membership?

No. SoulCycle does not offer memberships. It does not require any long-term commitment. Rather, you can buy as many or as few classes as you like. If you want to buy one class, that’s fine. But, if you’re riding regularly, our larger series offer a price discount. To see our class pricing, click HERE.


39 posted on 08/08/2019 8:05:37 AM PDT by DadOfFive (MAGA)
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To: Helicondelta

If Moore is the result of a Gym Membership there why would anyone even want to join!


40 posted on 08/08/2019 8:05:44 AM PDT by caww
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