Posted on 08/07/2019 8:31:48 AM PDT by McGruff
CHARLOTTE COUNTY, Fla. – A Florida couple's toilet was blown to pieces Sunday during a thunderstorm, WBBH reports.
It was a relaxing morning for Marylou Ward, her husband and three dogs listening to the rain and rumbles of thunder until she heard a "boom."
"It was the loudest noise I've ever heard, "Ward said. "We got out of bed and came over here and the toilet was laying on the floor."
The plumbing company helping to repair Ward's pipes says the lightning struck near the septic tank.
The lightning strike, combined with methane gas in the septic tank, caused a bomb like effect.
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This should be a fun thread.
What a crappy situation.
Saw this on local TV news!........mm
“Hi. This is my Son, Lightning Strike.”
the joys of home ownership
life was simpler and safer when we lived outdoors
....and to a thunderous applause.
...combined with methane gas in the septic tank...
maybe it was that double Burrito Supreme he had for lunch.
I’ve used that excuse before....
Did the toilet also hit a fan?
Old Headline:
PORTABLE TOILET EXPLODES - COPS HAVE NOTHING TO GO ON
Let’s see if we can find any connections in the stories on Free Republic this morning.
1. Woman puts octopus on her face and it bites her.
2. Guy goes into ocean and gets bit by a shark.
3. Lightning blows up somebody’s toilet.
I’ll just run those through the old supercomputer.
Processing.
Processing.
Ahhhh....here’s the answer.
“You people are crazy.”
Well, algorithms never lie.
President Camacho : “$hit. I know $hit’s bad right now...”
Thank goodness no one was on it!
Like National Lampoon’s True Facts’ “Three Exploding Toilets”.
CHARLOTTE COUNTY, Fla. – A Florida couple’s toilet was blown to pieces Sunday during a thunderstorm, WBBH reports.
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Yeah Right. Blame it on lightning.
And not those gas station burritos you ate last night.
Sure it wasn’t Colon Blow cereal?
Maybe their area has local clean up services available with a 1-800 number. If not, time to gird your loins and buy a few toxic fume masks with disposable hazmat suits. One Size fits all, mostly.
“Thank goodness no one was on it!”
Helluva way to get a high colonic!
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