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Florida woman, 77, wakes ot find 11ft alligator in her kitchen (photo)
Sky News ^
| 6/2/2019
| Staff
Posted on 06/03/2019 4:29:39 AM PDT by simpson96
A 77-year-old woman was woken up in the middle of the night by what she thought was an intruder - but instead found an 11ft alligator in her kitchen.
Mary Wischhusen heard a large crash at her home in Clearwater, Florida, at around 3.30am.
"I had this beautiful face staring at me as though he belonged there," she told Spectrum News.
"[He was] just laying there. It's like he made it all the way through the kitchen and he thought he was so smart."
She said she went back to her bedroom to call the police and played games on her computer to calm herself down while she waited for help to arrive.
"I was hyperventilating a little," she said.
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posted on
06/03/2019 4:29:39 AM PDT
by
simpson96
To: simpson96
You know they are from Florida when they say
"I know all about them gators!"
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posted on
06/03/2019 4:36:05 AM PDT
by
Dustoff45
To: simpson96
Wow. Did she leave a door open? Does she still have all her pets?
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posted on
06/03/2019 4:36:23 AM PDT
by
exDemMom
(Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org/)
To: simpson96
During the apprehension, the alligator knocked over several bottles of wine. Nothing worse than a drunk alligator...
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posted on
06/03/2019 4:38:29 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(AOC: The brain of a tea bisquit)
To: simpson96
“”The alligator will be taken to a private location locally to rest and recover from what the trapper described as a traumatic experience for the gator.”
Poor thing.
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posted on
06/03/2019 4:42:40 AM PDT
by
moovova
....guess the mushrooms weren’t working
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posted on
06/03/2019 4:43:42 AM PDT
by
Doogle
(( USAF.68-73....8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
To: simpson96
Geez, the gator was probably just on its way home from a club, and stopped in to get an early breakfast. Can't do anything nowadays without it being on the 6 o'clock news...
;o)
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posted on
06/03/2019 4:46:41 AM PDT
by
LIConFem
(I will no longer accept the things I cannot change. it's time to change the things I cannot accept.)
To: COBOL2Java
Knocked over several bottles of wine, or knocked down several bottles of wine?
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posted on
06/03/2019 4:46:46 AM PDT
by
The_Media_never_lie
(Investigate! Investigate! There are charges yet to fabricate!)
To: The_Media_never_lie
Knocked over several bottles of wine, or knocked down several bottles of wine? ...or both...
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posted on
06/03/2019 4:50:00 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(AOC: The brain of a tea bisquit)
To: moovova
What?!? So the woman isn't allow to get matching alligator shoes, handbag, and belt?!?
To: simpson96
good thing she did not own a dog.
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posted on
06/03/2019 4:58:21 AM PDT
by
SMGFan
("God love ya! What am I talking about")
To: simpson96
Cuts down on the midnight raids on the fridge.
To: simpson96
I woke up one morning and went into the bathroom. When I turned on the light, there was a huge black spider in the middle of the white tile floor........
To make sure that never happened again, I put black carpeting on the floor. I figured if there were ever another big spider in there at least I wouldn't see it......
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posted on
06/03/2019 5:08:00 AM PDT
by
Hot Tabasco
(I'm in the cleaning business.......I launder money)
To: simpson96
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posted on
06/03/2019 5:10:37 AM PDT
by
Rummyfan
(In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.)
To: SMGFan
good thing she did not own a dog.Maybe she did.
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posted on
06/03/2019 5:12:30 AM PDT
by
from occupied ga
(Your government is your most dangerous enemy)
To: moovova
ROFL!!! Prozac, zoloft, wellbutrin, ambien, xanax, some old MAOs, a tricyclic, klonopin and an antipsychotic for 2 years should help him get past this!!
And therapy. With a therapist of the sex he chooses.
...”I had this beautiful face staring at me..”
This 77 year old woman needs action in a BAD WAY!!
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posted on
06/03/2019 5:20:20 AM PDT
by
dp0622
(The Left should know if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
To: simpson96
Heard it on the news, the gator broke a window...
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posted on
06/03/2019 5:27:46 AM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
To: simpson96
LOL! Thanks for posting. Monday humor BUMP!
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posted on
06/03/2019 5:30:15 AM PDT
by
PGalt
To: Dustoff45
My aunt said....just run crooked.........
Yeh right....Lord....keep me from passing out...
To: simpson96; Larry Lucido; SaveFerris
Did she live in Del Boca Vista?
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posted on
06/03/2019 5:33:20 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
(In church today, we so often find we meet only the same old world, not Christ and His Kingdom. AS)
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