1 posted on
06/03/2019 4:29:39 AM PDT by
simpson96
To: simpson96
You know they are from Florida when they say
"I know all about them gators!"
2 posted on
06/03/2019 4:36:05 AM PDT by
Dustoff45
To: simpson96
Wow. Did she leave a door open? Does she still have all her pets?
3 posted on
06/03/2019 4:36:23 AM PDT by
exDemMom
(Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org/)
To: simpson96
During the apprehension, the alligator knocked over several bottles of wine. Nothing worse than a drunk alligator...
4 posted on
06/03/2019 4:38:29 AM PDT by
COBOL2Java
(AOC: The brain of a tea bisquit)
To: simpson96
“”The alligator will be taken to a private location locally to rest and recover from what the trapper described as a traumatic experience for the gator.”
Poor thing.
5 posted on
06/03/2019 4:42:40 AM PDT by
moovova
....guess the mushrooms weren’t working
6 posted on
06/03/2019 4:43:42 AM PDT by
Doogle
(( USAF.68-73....8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
To: simpson96
Geez, the gator was probably just on its way home from a club, and stopped in to get an early breakfast. Can't do anything nowadays without it being on the 6 o'clock news...
;o)
7 posted on
06/03/2019 4:46:41 AM PDT by
LIConFem
(I will no longer accept the things I cannot change. it's time to change the things I cannot accept.)
To: simpson96
good thing she did not own a dog.
11 posted on
06/03/2019 4:58:21 AM PDT by
SMGFan
("God love ya! What am I talking about")
To: simpson96
Cuts down on the midnight raids on the fridge.
To: simpson96
I woke up one morning and went into the bathroom. When I turned on the light, there was a huge black spider in the middle of the white tile floor........
To make sure that never happened again, I put black carpeting on the floor. I figured if there were ever another big spider in there at least I wouldn't see it......
13 posted on
06/03/2019 5:08:00 AM PDT by
Hot Tabasco
(I'm in the cleaning business.......I launder money)
To: simpson96
14 posted on
06/03/2019 5:10:37 AM PDT by
Rummyfan
(In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.)
To: simpson96
Heard it on the news, the gator broke a window...
17 posted on
06/03/2019 5:27:46 AM PDT by
Deplorable American1776
(Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
To: simpson96
LOL! Thanks for posting. Monday humor BUMP!
18 posted on
06/03/2019 5:30:15 AM PDT by
PGalt
To: simpson96; Larry Lucido; SaveFerris
Did she live in Del Boca Vista?
20 posted on
06/03/2019 5:33:20 AM PDT by
Gamecock
(In church today, we so often find we meet only the same old world, not Christ and His Kingdom. AS)
To: simpson96
"If the gator is deemed to be a good candidate for relocation, then the alligator will be taken to a private alligator farm in Fort Meade," the force added.
21 posted on
06/03/2019 5:34:26 AM PDT by
COBOL2Java
(AOC: The brain of a tea bisquit)
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