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Nation Takes Break From Killing Babies To Mourn Death Of Cat (Satire)
Babylon Bee ^
| 5/17/2019
Posted on 05/17/2019 6:24:21 PM PDT by Gamecock
U.S.—The nation took a break from cheering on the murder of babies to mourn the death of a cat, sources confirmed Friday.
The country that kills nearly a million babies every year was shocked to learn that Grumpy Cat had passed away. Millions paid tribute to the funny feline, saying the cat had brought joy and cheer to everyone. This all happened in a country that's "totally cool" with slaughtering the unborn and doesn't shed a tear for the murder of an infant who survived a botched abortion.
"We call for a moratorium on killing babies for a full hour while we think about how this animal has affected us all," said Planned Parenthood president Leana Wen. "It's so sad that a vulnerable, defenseless little creature like this has been lost to us. What kind of a nation would we be if we didn't care about the loss of innocent life like this?"
"We'd be monsters."
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; cat; cats; grumpycat
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posted on
05/17/2019 6:24:21 PM PDT
by
Gamecock
To: Gamecock
I don’t know where they get their writers, but they could not find a better crew.
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posted on
05/17/2019 6:28:09 PM PDT
by
metmom
( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
To: metmom
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posted on
05/17/2019 6:30:47 PM PDT
by
sauropod
(Yield to sin, and experience chastening and sorrow; yield to God, and experience joy and blessing.)
To: Gamecock
Babylon is a Satire Factory, but it is true that the celebrity cat known as “Grumpy Cat” has indeed died this week at the age of 7. They even made a Christmas movie with/ about her!
To: Gamecock
In all good satire - there is some truth.
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posted on
05/17/2019 6:31:28 PM PDT
by
2banana
(My common ground with islamic terrorists - they want to die for allah and we want to kill them.)
To: Gamecock
that the cat brought us great joy here is indisputable
and the article is RIGHT ON!
we sure live in a crazy society!
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posted on
05/17/2019 6:33:07 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
( “Politicians are not born; they are excreted.” Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: Gamecock
Ridiculous. You can be against abortion and mourn Grumpy Cat.
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posted on
05/17/2019 6:36:46 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
To: Gamecock
But Hitler Cat still lives!
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posted on
05/17/2019 6:44:42 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Yaelle
I guess satire is lost on you
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posted on
05/17/2019 6:45:03 PM PDT
by
Dartoid
To: Yaelle
It is satire. I like Grumpy cat, but it is a cat. I do not mourn a freaking cat. I do MOURN the senseless killing of innocent human lives.
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posted on
05/17/2019 6:46:07 PM PDT
by
antceecee
(Bless us Lord, forgive us our sins and bring us to everlasting life.)
To: antceecee
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posted on
05/17/2019 7:04:04 PM PDT
by
TnTnTn
To: antceecee; Dartoid
You are both correct. I’m dumb.
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posted on
05/17/2019 7:09:29 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
To: Yaelle
No you are not dumb! Love to you Yaelle....
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posted on
05/17/2019 7:14:34 PM PDT
by
antceecee
(Bless us Lord, forgive us our sins and bring us to everlasting life.)
To: Gamecock
The writers at BB are amazingly funny, sarcastic, timely, searing - and always spot-on!
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posted on
05/17/2019 7:14:54 PM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
("And she and Billie Jeff was throwing somethin' off the Tallahatchie Bridge...")
To: Yaelle
You’re not dumb.
Babylon Bee gets all of us at one time or another.
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posted on
05/17/2019 7:26:46 PM PDT
by
metmom
( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
To: metmom; antceecee; Dartoid; Yaelle
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posted on
05/17/2019 7:34:48 PM PDT
by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
05/17/2019 8:06:05 PM PDT
by
EdnaMode
To: DoodleBob; Gamecock
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posted on
05/17/2019 8:07:32 PM PDT
by
BeauBo
To: Dartoid
When will Snopes "disprove" this by showing that Planned Barrenhood actually killed more than ever to mourn the loss of Grumpy Cat?
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posted on
05/17/2019 8:10:01 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Leave the job, leave the clearance. It should be the same rule for the Swamp as for everyone else.)
To: windcliff
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