Posted on 05/13/2019 7:24:40 PM PDT by upchuck
The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.
We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese.
Less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), and a Parliament of owls.
Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? . . It's a Congress!
Suddenly things have become a lot clearer.
lol
Wooo Good One!
Fill in the blank:
A ________ of Democrats.
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An idiocy of liberals.
A stormtroopen of Antifas.
A coven of Clintons.
Group of Rhinos is called a Crash.
An Asshat full of Democrats
A cesspool of Democrats.
It should be noted that most baboons vote for the donkey. Dems defending that Tlaib jackass are all the evidence needed to prove that.
A Clusterf#*& of Democrats.
A morass of Neocons..?
Love it. Don’t forget a Circlejerk of Clintonistas.
A gaze of raccoons.
A passel of opossums.
A prickle of hedgehogs
Ok, here ‘tis:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_terms_of_venery,_by_animal
Personally, I prefer “A sh!tload of [whatevers]”
Always though of ‘possums as being solitary. I suppose there might be circumstances that caused a concentration of them.
“Fill in the blank:
A ________ of Democrats”
A panic of Democrats.
Q: what is the largest domestic animal group
A: democrat party
A gaggle of geese, a giggle of kindergartners.
All good. :)
I was thinking, "A plotting of Democrats"
A diaper of Democrats. .
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