Posted on 05/13/2019 1:33:45 PM PDT by Gamecock
WINTER HAVEN, Fla. (AP) A Central Florida man is accused of hiding his legless fugitive girlfriend from police by stuffing her into a plastic storage container.
48-year-old John Robert Carr Jr. of Winter Haven is charged with resisting arrest. News outlets report Carr attempted to hide 39-year-old Krystle Lee Anderson from U.S. marshals and Polk County Sheriff's deputies Tuesday.
Anderson was wanted for failing to appear in court on charges including false imprisonment related to a 2015 incident when she allegedly held people hostage at a Burger King with a BB gun. It ended in a shooting with police and she lost both legs.
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She’s from the famous Peters clan in FL. Her cousins are Sharon and Anita.
They just left him laying by the front door.
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eggs?
They gave her wooden legs to Sir Paul McCartney for safekeeping.
Does Esther Roll?
Matt
“The cops shot her legs off?”
No, it says she lost her legs. The cops just misplaced them when they were booked into evidence.
She’s only 39! What do you have to have done in your life to look like that at age 39?!
Who could blame him?
She’s two feet shorter than him!
A guy picked up a blind date at her house. He noticed she had no legs. He didn’t mind and went on the date. Afterwards, he brought her home, picked her up, and went to carry her into the house. They passed under a trellis at the end of the sidewalk. Once under, she reached up and grabbed on and started kissing her date. They ended up making love right there. When done, he carried her to the front door. The father met them. He thanked the man. The boyfriend was confused. “Why are you thanking me sir?” The father said for bringing his daughter to the house. He furthered, most of her dates don’t do that; they leave her hanging.
I hope you heard the GROANNNNNN way over ‘here’...
I won’t even go into the one that finishes up
That is true he can’t run with the rest of us but he does make one helluva 2nd base.
With no legs? This might be a pic of her young:
the now-4-foot-tall woman
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Talk about nonchalant subtlety
See kids, crime, drugs and overall poor decisions make you look 25 years older than you actually are.
What about her Chineese sister Irene?
“Eilene, Peg, and Russell”
Her oriental sister-in-law, Irene, had one leg much longer than the other.
Not to mention her cousin Matt, with no legs, who just laid motionless in front of the door, hoping that no one would notice him there.
And to clear the bad name/pun cupboard, she had a neighbor named Bob. He had no legs, and just hid in the hot tub when the police came around and starting asking questions.
Like my gramma used to say “you can hide, but you can’t run” :-P
“Florida: giving California a run for its money.”
LOL! I think we’ve leaped ahead of California in the crazy people category.
Florida man manages to outdo the previous Florida Man.
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