Posted on 05/08/2019 9:06:04 AM PDT by Kriggerel
A Chinese live-streamer recently demonstrated to us all the dangers of attempting to eat a live octopus.
The woman from the Jiangsu city of Lianyungang is a lover of seafood and decided to demonstrate this affinity through an odd challenge involving devouring a cephalopod while its still alive. However, in this case, her meal wasnt about to go down so easy.
(Excerpt) Read more at shanghaiist.com ...
I have watched her eat seafood in earlier videos. She is voracious and, I thought, fearless. Here she shows herself to be Miss Priss. The octopus did not endanger her in any way. His suction cups left no marks but she was visibly horrified that her perfect complexion could be affected. Had she bitten the critter’s head, once detached from her face, I would have been impressed. She did not. Poor baby.
When she eats a live shark, please send me the link...
She should have tried to eat a live blue-ring octopus. Would have been the last thing she ever did.
guy gets bit in the face by a snake caught by doorbell camera
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=17&v=g_8NzRKUZlU
I would be freaking out
She’s ripe to represent a certain congressional district in the Bronx.
Its like - did you discuss this idea with ANYONE first, dear?
She sounds like a Hillary supporter on election night.
What?! It wasn’t Florida man?
Half an hour later the octopus was hungry again.
well that sucked!
You know you are in trouble when Cthulhu says “opps”.
I was in Germany with the Army and the role playing game du jour was Call of Cthulhu. During one gaming session, we caught the GM in a plot hole. At the moment, the characters were talking to a “priest” of Cthulhu when the GM said “opps”.
And thus the above statement was born ...
*s*
Those are delicious, I buy them whenever I can find a good deal.
Have you heard of this stupid trend back east where the hipsters are going to bars that specialize in serving seafood right out of the can? Theyre charging $15 to do nothing more than open it and hand it over with a couple crackers.
Our dads packing their lunch to head to the factory were trendy foodies, who would have guessed?
In China, dinner eat you!
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