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Chinese live-steamer tries to eat octopus alive, nearly gets her face ripped off.
Shanghaiist ^ | May 8 2019 | Shanghaiist

Posted on 05/08/2019 9:06:04 AM PDT by Kriggerel

A Chinese live-streamer recently demonstrated to us all the dangers of attempting to eat a live octopus.

The woman from the Jiangsu city of Lianyungang is a lover of seafood and decided to demonstrate this affinity through an odd challenge involving devouring a cephalopod while it’s still alive. However, in this case, her meal wasn’t about to go down so easy.

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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 8armstoholdyou; challenges; china; food; humor; iicthulhufhtagn; stupid
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To: Kriggerel

I have watched her eat seafood in earlier videos. She is voracious and, I thought, fearless. Here she shows herself to be Miss Priss. The octopus did not endanger her in any way. His suction cups left no marks but she was visibly horrified that her perfect complexion could be affected. Had she bitten the critter’s head, once detached from her face, I would have been impressed. She did not. Poor baby.


21 posted on 05/08/2019 9:47:58 AM PDT by Louis Foxwell (The denial of the authority of God is the central plank of the Progressive movement.)
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To: Kriggerel

When she eats a live shark, please send me the link...


22 posted on 05/08/2019 9:50:32 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Louis Foxwell

She should have tried to eat a live blue-ring octopus. Would have been the last thing she ever did.


23 posted on 05/08/2019 9:54:47 AM PDT by EinNYC
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To: Kriggerel

guy gets bit in the face by a snake caught by doorbell camera
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=17&v=g_8NzRKUZlU

I would be freaking out


24 posted on 05/08/2019 9:55:05 AM PDT by RummyChick (I have no inside sources, media sources, or federal government employee sources. NONE)
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To: Fester Chugabrew

She’s ripe to represent a certain congressional district in the Bronx.


25 posted on 05/08/2019 9:55:18 AM PDT by DPMD
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To: Fester Chugabrew

Its like - did you discuss this idea with ANYONE first, dear?


26 posted on 05/08/2019 9:55:58 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: Kriggerel

She sounds like a Hillary supporter on election night.


27 posted on 05/08/2019 10:04:16 AM PDT by BulletBobCo
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To: Kriggerel

What?! It wasn’t Florida man?


28 posted on 05/08/2019 10:05:12 AM PDT by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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To: Kriggerel

Half an hour later the octopus was hungry again.


29 posted on 05/08/2019 10:06:03 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Kriggerel
Next time you eat octopus, do it this way:


30 posted on 05/08/2019 10:12:51 AM PDT by real saxophonist (One side has guns and training. Other side's primary concern is 'gender identity'. Who's gonna win?)
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To: Kriggerel

well that sucked!


31 posted on 05/08/2019 10:21:19 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: Kriggerel

You know you are in trouble when Cthulhu says “opps”.

I was in Germany with the Army and the role playing game du jour was Call of Cthulhu. During one gaming session, we caught the GM in a plot hole. At the moment, the characters were talking to a “priest” of Cthulhu when the GM said “opps”.

And thus the above statement was born ...


32 posted on 05/08/2019 10:21:30 AM PDT by taxcontrol (Stupid should hurt - dad's wisdom)
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To: rlmorel

*s*


33 posted on 05/08/2019 11:02:00 AM PDT by Doogle (( USAF.68-73....8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: real saxophonist

Those are delicious, I buy them whenever I can find a good deal.

Have you heard of this stupid trend back east where the hipsters are going to bars that specialize in serving seafood right out of the can? Theyre charging $15 to do nothing more than open it and hand it over with a couple crackers.

Our dads packing their lunch to head to the factory were trendy foodies, who would have guessed?


34 posted on 05/08/2019 3:10:57 PM PDT by gnarledmaw (Hive minded liberals worship leaders, sovereign conservatives elect servants.)
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To: Kriggerel

In China, dinner eat you!


35 posted on 05/08/2019 4:45:50 PM PDT by Aut Pax Aut Bellum (After Trump-then what?)
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