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1 posted on 04/26/2019 7:37:54 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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“We’re from the government and we’re here to help you be catastrophic.”


2 posted on 04/26/2019 7:38:42 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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Why don’t they simulate and even more devastating strike? Democraps winning the WH and both houses?


3 posted on 04/26/2019 7:39:08 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary walks free, equal justice under the law will never exist in the USA)
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Africa would be a good impact zone.

Mecca would be optimum...they already have a space rock there.

4 posted on 04/26/2019 7:44:02 PM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
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In the spirit of lawlessness that will follow such a strike (according to speculative fiction) I am going to go tear all the "do not tear" tags off my new pillows.

It is going to be wild!

5 posted on 04/26/2019 7:45:10 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (If you are going to be baked by a witch you might as well go out with a mouth full of gingerbread!)
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Splooosh! ☄🌊
6 posted on 04/26/2019 7:47:37 PM PDT by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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"NASA and FEMA Will Simulate an Impending Asteroid Strike Next Week"

Kick michael moore out of a plane?
9 posted on 04/26/2019 7:53:52 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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NASA and FEMA Will Simulate an Impending Asteroid Strike Next Week


10 posted on 04/26/2019 7:53:53 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (America NEEDS Mob Rule, another European and Mid East World War and a universal Draft)
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Ping


12 posted on 04/26/2019 7:55:17 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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So, what will the government’s advice be?
Bend over and kiss your asses good-bye.


17 posted on 04/26/2019 8:05:50 PM PDT by sparklite2 (Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
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What in the war of worlds could possibly go wrong?


21 posted on 04/26/2019 8:10:48 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew
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That certainly will make people less panicky about the arrival of Apophis in April 2029... We can rest easier now...


28 posted on 04/26/2019 8:18:11 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is Sam Adams now that we desperately need him)
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This is what passes for wise spending—and we wonder why the nutcases spending our money are insane. 22 trillion in debt, 170 trillion in unfunded liabilities, and now this?? What pure unadulterated crap.


29 posted on 04/26/2019 8:19:55 PM PDT by Fungi
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They would never tell anyone. It would be held secret so they could retain power. We wouldn’t find out till amateurs observed it.


31 posted on 04/26/2019 8:28:52 PM PDT by DesertRhino (Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ....)
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SMOD hardest hit!

...I'll let myself out.

33 posted on 04/26/2019 8:36:08 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
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After an asteroid strike there won’t be a NASA or FEMA to help the non-existent people.


34 posted on 04/26/2019 8:42:05 PM PDT by wastedyears (The left would kill every single one of us and our families if they knew they could get away with it)
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Lucifer’s Hammer...


36 posted on 04/26/2019 9:19:30 PM PDT by castlebrew (Gun Control means hitting where you're aiming!))
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It will be re-named Wormwood
Rev.8:11


41 posted on 04/26/2019 10:45:13 PM PDT by Bommer (Help 2ndDivisionVet - https://www.gofundme.com/mvc.php?route=category&term=married-recent-amputecan')
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Worst of a worst scenario, asteroid enters atmosphere, hits Yellowstone, impact also reverses earths magnetic poles.


47 posted on 04/27/2019 2:08:39 AM PDT by Daniel Ramsey (Thank YOU President Trump, finally we can do what America does best, to be the best)
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I’ll commit suicide by binge watching Oprah......A horrible way to go but very quick.


50 posted on 04/27/2019 3:15:49 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (uizzzp)
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If it's like this, no need for civil defense drills ... just end of world parties.


52 posted on 04/27/2019 4:29:09 AM PDT by CapnJack
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