To: BenLurkin
In the spirit of lawlessness that will follow such a strike (according to speculative fiction) I am going to go tear all the "do not tear" tags off my new pillows.
It is going to be wild!
5 posted on
04/26/2019 7:45:10 PM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(If you are going to be baked by a witch you might as well go out with a mouth full of gingerbread!)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
7 posted on
04/26/2019 7:48:49 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; dfwgator
[I am going to go tear all the “do not tear” tags off my new pillows]
I’m with the Mattress Police.
There are no tags on these mattresses.
I’m afraid I’m going to have to take you downtown.
8 posted on
04/26/2019 7:50:16 PM PDT by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I’ll Run ,,,With Scissors!
15 posted on
04/26/2019 7:58:09 PM PDT by
Big Red Badger
(Despised by the Despicable!)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; All
Buy your ammunition and pass the popcorn.
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