So, what will the government’s advice be?
Bend over and kiss your asses good-bye.
Don’t park your Jaguar sedan next to the ocean.
And try not to just survive with Leelee Sobieski.
She thought 9/11/2001 was no big deal.
Only liberals have enough practice in to actually assume that position.
Children are to duck and cover under their desks.
Just think how much money the Department of Education could spend making millions of glossy brochures to be handed out to children to take home to their parents.
Can I get the contract, please?—it would be like winning Powerball!
They’ll be giving us that advice AFTER they’re hiding in their bunkers. 3 days max warning to us too.