[Responsibility2nd]

Mash 'em if you got 'em.

[V_TWIN]

The great ‘tater mystery.

[rdl6989]

Just add gravy.

[mass55th]

What’s the use of leaving them if there’s no gravy on top of them?

[Army Air Corps]

The Tater Fairy.

[lee martell]

Find out where the bowls are typically bought from.
Examine the store monitor cameras and receipts.

Have those ‘Mashed Potatoes’ chemically analyzed.
Check Twitter, Instagram, Reddit or 4Chan to see who’s bragging about Bowl-Gate. There are probably videos of citizen reaction online for additional chuckles.
Who’s video?

Oh, but first find out how much of the annual budget the Police Dept. wants to give to this mystery.

[Eddie01]

I think Ron White might be behind this.

[dainbramaged]

It’s an improvement over what they are finding in Frisco.

[duckman]

Someone call Dee Dee Sharp she has the answer.

[Fiji Hill]

Mashed Potatoes--Nat Kendricks & the Swans

Mashed Potato Time--Dee Dee Sharp

Gravy--Dee Dee Sharp

Hot Pastrami--The Dartells

Hot Pastrami with Mashed Potatoes--Joey Dee & the Starliters

[Two Kids' Dad]

It’s a thinly veiled threat against French fries in the area. A hate crime, I tell ya.

[NobleFree]

Performance art.

[MrEdd]

It’s got to be Rush Limbaugh.

[fruser1]

“Three second rule”

interesting. When I find food on the street, I don’t consider eating it at all.

[treetopsandroofs]

It’s the latest, it’s the greatest
Mashed potato, ya, ya ,ya, ya
A Mashed potato started long time ago
With a guy named Sloppy Joe
You’ll find this dance is so cool to do
Come on baby, gonna teach it to you
Mashed potato, feel it in your feet now
Mashed potato, come on get the beat now
Baby, come on honey, come on baby, ya, ya, ya, ya
And then they dance it through and through
They look for records they can do it to
They got a dance was outta sight
Doin’ the lion sleeps tonight
ya a weem o wep a weem o wep
(Mashed potato) ya, ya, ya, ya
(It’s the latest) oh, baby
(It’s the greatest) come on, honey
Ya, ya, ya, ya
Now everybody is doin’ fine
They dance alone or in a big boss line
And they discovered it’s the most man
The day they did it to Please Mr. Postman
wait a minute, wait a minute
(Mashed potato) deliver the letter
(It’s the latest) oh, baby
(It’s the greatest) come on, honey
Ya, ya, ya, ya
Well they got with more and more
Ya ought to see ‘em around the floor
The mashed potato long long list
They even do it to Dear Lady Twist
get up on your tail now
(Mashed potato) ya, ya, ya, ya
(It’s the latest) come on, baby
(It’s the greatest) oh, honey
Ya, ya, ya, ya
feel the groovy beat now

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

The work of a masher.

[al_c]

[SamAdams76]

A serving of mashed potatoes offers a small amount of protein — about 2 grams — and 18 grams of carbohydrate.

Of those carbs, roughly 2 grams are from fiber, or about 6 percent of the daily value. If you follow a low-carb diet, subtract the fiber from the total carbs to arrive at the net carbs of the dish. An indigestible part of plant foods, fiber contributes to digestive health by keeping your bowel movements regular, which in turn helps prevent colon diseases. Dietary fiber also supports heart health and weight management.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Tonight's feature on Monster Chiller Horror Theater is The Spuds Came From Outer Space starring James Arness, Anne Bancroft, Sheb Wooley and Fabian.

[sit-rep]

well The Ghoul did just die... Is he from Mississippi??

[Boogieman]

"They call me 'Tater Salad'..."