Posted on 03/29/2019 8:21:16 AM PDT by Dogbert41
Trial starts in Las Vegas over Harry Reid’s exercise band injuries
Former U.S. Sen. Harry Reid was seated in a wheelchair Monday when his lawyer paused to address the political views emanating from a group of potential jurors in a Las Vegas courtroom. “Our country is about as split as it could be,” said the attorney, Jim Wilkes. “We can’t fix policy today. We’re here about a civil lawsuit. This is about one person’s litigation.” Reid, now 79, sued the makers of a resistance exercise band after an incident that blinded him in his right eye more than four years ago. But as the trial in the case opened, several jurors seemed more focused on Reid’s political views.
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Hey ya’ll prepare yourself for the rubberband man
You’ve never heard a sound
Like the rubberband man
You’re bound to lose control
When the rubberband starts to jam
When your political skills fall short of the expectations that Nancy Pelosi sets, you have accidents.
“...Harry Reid and the Magic Exercise Band....”
Sounds like a disco band from the 1970s
“Another man, who remained among the potential jurors as the trial recessed for the day, stated: “I have a very positive bias toward Senator Reid.”
LOL!
Dirty Harry will figure out a way to posthumously sue his coffin maker.
Old Woodeye Harry.
Your Honor, I contend that Acme Manufacturing should have known that I was a doofus and therefore the jumbo rubber ducky that I was floating on when the asteroid hit my pool was defective and caused the multiple injuries and the erectile dysfunction that I have suffered ever since.
Harry Reid vs. Acme Manufacturer, 1982
Harry has pulled this trick before.
We’re Elder Harry’s Lonely TheraBand
We hope you will enjoy the show
Elder Harry’s Lonely TheraBand
Sit back and let the bungee go...
It must have been one of those industrial-strength Ruth Bader Ginsburg resistance bands. Harry should have known better and left these to those highly-trained fitness gods like Ruth and the journalists who try to keep up with her.
Seems that his brother did a real good beat down on Harry.
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