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Harry Reid and the Magic Exercise Band
Las Vega Review Journal ^ | March 25, 2019 | David Ferarra

Posted on 03/29/2019 8:21:16 AM PDT by Dogbert41

Trial starts in Las Vegas over Harry Reid’s exercise band injuries

Former U.S. Sen. Harry Reid was seated in a wheelchair Monday when his lawyer paused to address the political views emanating from a group of potential jurors in a Las Vegas courtroom. “Our country is about as split as it could be,” said the attorney, Jim Wilkes. “We can’t fix policy today. We’re here about a civil lawsuit. This is about one person’s litigation.” Reid, now 79, sued the makers of a resistance exercise band after an incident that blinded him in his right eye more than four years ago. But as the trial in the case opened, several jurors seemed more focused on Reid’s political views.

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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Humor; Science
KEYWORDS: exercise; harryreid; harryreidaccident; harryreidhealth; harryreidtestimony; injured; reid; retired
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To: Dogbert41
Are they playing at the House of Blues any time soon? 🎸🎤🎼👹
21 posted on 03/29/2019 8:51:16 AM PDT by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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Hey ya’ll prepare yourself for the rubberband man
You’ve never heard a sound
Like the rubberband man
You’re bound to lose control
When the rubberband starts to jam


22 posted on 03/29/2019 8:53:13 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Dogbert41

When your political skills fall short of the expectations that Nancy Pelosi sets, you have accidents.


23 posted on 03/29/2019 8:55:57 AM PDT by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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To: ClearCase_guy

“...Harry Reid and the Magic Exercise Band....”

Sounds like a disco band from the 1970s


24 posted on 03/29/2019 8:57:04 AM PDT by Reily
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To: Dogbert41

“Another man, who remained among the potential jurors as the trial recessed for the day, stated: “I have a very positive bias toward Senator Reid.”

LOL!


25 posted on 03/29/2019 9:01:15 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: Dogbert41
A BAND? How 'bout WTP su apply the drumsticks?
26 posted on 03/29/2019 9:06:43 AM PDT by V K Lee ("VICTORY FOR THE RIGHTEOUS IS JUDGMENT FOR THE WICKED")
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To: Dogbert41

Dirty Harry will figure out a way to posthumously sue his coffin maker.


27 posted on 03/29/2019 9:26:58 AM PDT by Saltmeat
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To: Dogbert41

Old Woodeye Harry.


28 posted on 03/29/2019 9:28:10 AM PDT by carmen2017
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To: Dogbert41
It sounds like someone beat the everliving crap out of ole Harry to me.
29 posted on 03/29/2019 10:21:38 AM PDT by Malichi (!)
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To: Dogbert41

Your Honor, I contend that Acme Manufacturing should have known that I was a doofus and therefore the jumbo rubber ducky that I was floating on when the asteroid hit my pool was defective and caused the multiple injuries and the erectile dysfunction that I have suffered ever since.

Harry Reid vs. Acme Manufacturer, 1982

Harry has pulled this trick before.


30 posted on 03/29/2019 10:23:49 AM PDT by centurion316
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To: Buckeye McFrog

We’re Elder Harry’s Lonely TheraBand
We hope you will enjoy the show
Elder Harry’s Lonely TheraBand
Sit back and let the bungee go...


31 posted on 03/29/2019 10:48:27 AM PDT by OrangeHoof (Trump is Making the Media Grate Again)
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To: CaptainK
Along with losing vision in his right eye, Reid suffered a concussion, broken orbital bones, severe disfigurement to his face, bruising and lacerations on his face, hand injuries, scarring and broken ribs. All the result of a resistance band. Sure.

It must have been one of those industrial-strength Ruth Bader Ginsburg resistance bands. Harry should have known better and left these to those highly-trained fitness gods like Ruth and the journalists who try to keep up with her.

32 posted on 03/29/2019 11:29:24 AM PDT by CommerceComet (Hillary: A unique blend of arrogance, incompetence, and corruption.)
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"It must have been one of those industrial-strength Ruth Bader Ginsburg resistance bands.


33 posted on 03/29/2019 4:54:31 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: CaptainK

Seems that his brother did a real good beat down on Harry.


34 posted on 03/30/2019 2:45:04 AM PDT by octex
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