Finding the world's super poopers could save a lot of butts

Popular Science ^ | 3/26/2019 | Dana G. Smith

[lee martell]

Things you don’t want to think about, but sometimes have to.
How do YOU spell relief?

[PGR88]

McDonald discovered that people who ate more than 30 different types of plants per week had very different microbiomes than people who ate only a few plants,

Is that Practical?

[WKUHilltopper]

Hey Popular Science, we’ve had enough sh!t from you.

[from occupied ga]

How do YOU spell relief?

Well the Polish way to spell it is F A R T

[Major Matt Mason]

Eagerly awaiting Freeper respomses.

[Billthedrill]

There, see? The march of technology opens up new career fields.

[gimme1ibertee]

Whew......after reading that, i’m too pooped to pop.

[Army Air Corps]

Just imagine Feces Transfer Technician during Career Day.

[Wuli]

A lot of puppies have a bad habit of eating dog poop they find on their walks outside. Do they have an instinct for what their immature gut needs? Or just a nasty habit they grow out of?

[conservatism_IS_compassion]

. . . so we should vote for Beto O’Rourke?

[Responsibility2nd]

I'm sure this is a very informative article. With lots of relevant information. But I never got past this part.

For over a year, Sydney Snyder was pooping up to 30 times a day.

Just Damn.

[Ancesthntr]

“...and she even moved to Santa Fe in the hope that living “stress free in this good vibe town” would help her get better. But, she says, “that doesn’t treat C. diff, so that didn’t work.”

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Must be a Democrat...feelings are believed to conquer science and logic when, in fact, they simply cannot do so. She was, apparently, full of $hit. :>)

[lee martell]

Lol!
I do love my oven roasted Polish Sausage and cole slaw.
That alone, could be ‘the start of something big’.

[NonValueAdded]

Who knew fudge-packing was medicinal

[Albion Wilde]

"people who ate more than 30 different types of plants per week had very different microbiomes than people who ate only a few plants,"

Is that Practical?

Difficult, really. I eat pretty well, at least 8 servings or fruits/vegs per day; but just counted up and could only name 19 plants that I ate last week, and some in very small quantities like parsley.

[bk1000]

Hmmm... as far as some poop being better than others, I don’t know. I do, however, know a few who are convinced theirs does not stink.

[fruser1]

What’s poop trading for these days? If it climbs over $20 a pound, I might just selling it through my front window.

[Buckeye McFrog]

I would have happily gone the rest of my life without reading that.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Slooooooooooowly I clicked....Niagra Falls!

Seriesly, who didn’t look at this headline and click right through? It’s like a highway accident....