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Police Searching For Woman Who Allegedly Smeared Her Feces On 500 Feet Of Carpet
CBS Local Pittsburgh ^
| March 19, 2019
Posted on 03/20/2019 10:51:09 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
PITTSBURGH (KDKA) — Pennsylvania State Police say they are looking for a woman who defecated herself inside a store, and then spread it over 500 feet of carpet.
Lehigh Valley Live reports the incident happened Sunday at stores in Upper Milford Township – Lehigh County, which include the Zionsville Antique Mall and a pizzeria.
Troopers at that Fogelsville barracks say the woman defecated herself, then walked around the store, causing damage to about 500 feet of carpet.
She is described as 6 feet tall with gray shoulder length hair, a blue jacket, and a pink purse.
State troopers say she then left in a red Honda Accord.
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: genderdysphoria; homosexualagenda; mall; pennsylvania; pittsburgh; qanon; thatsamanman; whoops
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To: bigbob
And are we talking continuous here, or 500 ft
That has to be a human record...
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Diversity is our strength.
All cultures are tolerated.
Carpet defacaters must be respected.
Vote Democrat.
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posted on
03/20/2019 11:58:30 AM PDT
by
TheNext
(Participation Award Winner = CoC5)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Something’s omitted from that description. I can’t quite put my finger on it.
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posted on
03/20/2019 12:01:46 PM PDT
by
I want the USA back
(Lying Media: willing and eager allies of the hate-America left.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Did she scoot across like a dog?
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posted on
03/20/2019 12:06:42 PM PDT
by
ImJustAnotherOkie
(All I know is what I read in the papers.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
“Police Searching For Woman Who Allegedly Smeared Her Feces On 500 Feet Of Carpet”
The word “smeared” makes it sound like it was done on purpose. Since it’s not obvious it was, it could just be a poorly written headline.
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posted on
03/20/2019 12:11:54 PM PDT
by
Brooklyn Attitude
(The first step in ending the war on white people is to recognize it exists.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Shoulda shopped online...
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posted on
03/20/2019 12:14:45 PM PDT
by
Texicanus
(GOD Bless Texas and the USA)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I hope she left of her own Accord or some poor bastard is going to need an upholstery.
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posted on
03/20/2019 12:18:44 PM PDT
by
Rastus
To: Slyfox
Wow, Golden Gate Park is one giant turd!
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posted on
03/20/2019 12:28:49 PM PDT
by
Disambiguator
(Keepin' it analog.)
To: WKUHilltopper
“Anyone care to guess or is it obvious?”
I was going to say transexual.
Am I warm?
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posted on
03/20/2019 12:31:03 PM PDT
by
unlearner
(War is coming.)
To: Rastus
“I hope she left of her own Accord...”
If she didn’t leave of her own accord, wouldn’t that be kidnapping?
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posted on
03/20/2019 12:32:04 PM PDT
by
unlearner
(War is coming.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
When my son was in high school some kid did pretty much the same.
He’drop a turd then smear it in the hallway carpet.
They caught him doing it several times on tape.
Suspended him for a time.
Then he was caught dropping photos of naked fat ladies.
Suspended some more.
Go figure.
Probably a democrat operative at this point
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posted on
03/20/2019 12:33:18 PM PDT
by
Joe Boucher
( Molon Labe' baby, Molon Labe)
To: Huskrrrr
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posted on
03/20/2019 12:34:18 PM PDT
by
Disambiguator
(Keepin' it analog.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
She is described as 6 feet tall with gray shoulder length hair, a blue jacket, and a pink purse.
Moochelle?
Anyway, this article is a lot of crap.
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posted on
03/20/2019 12:35:18 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(The Left should know if.. Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR)
To: Rocky
a woman who defecated herself inside a store, and then spread it over 500 feet of carpet. 500 feet? That is one hell of a big pant load.
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posted on
03/20/2019 12:40:48 PM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Academia is where totally useless, parasitic ideologues and idiots go to hide from reality.)
To: Grimmy
When I first read that, the image I got was someone squeezing themselves out their back end.
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posted on
03/20/2019 12:45:09 PM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Academia is where totally useless, parasitic ideologues and idiots go to hide from reality.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I can’t believe this thread is still up.
To: Rocky
My first thought?
“It’s a guy.”
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posted on
03/20/2019 2:25:07 PM PDT
by
Notthereyet
(NotThereYet)
To: Slyfox
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posted on
03/20/2019 2:25:30 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
To: Huskrrrr
Happens on the streets of San Francisco all the time. A Quinn Martin production!
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posted on
03/20/2019 2:26:08 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Good grief. Bkmk for tomorrow.
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