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Maryville man accused of dipping testicles in customer's salsa
WKRN ^ | 2/27/2019

Posted on 02/28/2019 10:01:41 AM PST by Gamecock

Edited on 02/28/2019 10:07:25 AM PST by Sidebar Moderator. [history]

MARYVILLE, Tenn. (AP) - A Tennessee man was jailed on felony charges after appearing to dip his testicles into a container of salsa that a customer had ordered online.

The delivery driver allegedly recorded it and posted a video online, saying "This is what you get when you give an 89 cents tip for an almost 30-minute drive."


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To: Gamecock

21 posted on 02/28/2019 10:17:19 AM PST by ETL (Obama-Hillary, REAL Russia collusion! Uranium-One Deal, Missile Defense, Iran Deal, Nukes: Click ETL)
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To: Gamecock

This, and the new Colorado micro-brew testicle beer might actually be a big hit on the left coast


22 posted on 02/28/2019 10:17:36 AM PST by digger48
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To: Gamecock

There are just so many horrible people in this world. Social media has made us now understand how many there are, who they are, and what they do.

JoMa


23 posted on 02/28/2019 10:19:11 AM PST by joma89
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To: Gamecock
This thread is just plain nasty and has nothing to do with what FR is about.
24 posted on 02/28/2019 10:19:44 AM PST by mountainfolk
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To: Gamecock

“This is what you get when you give an 89 cents tip for an almost 30-minute drive.”
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He felt stiffed.


25 posted on 02/28/2019 10:20:22 AM PST by bramps (It's the Islam, stupid!)
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To: Gamecock
When I saw the top of the screenshot, I identified it as from Seinfeld and thought it was going to be the one about double-dipping!
26 posted on 02/28/2019 10:22:21 AM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
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To: Gamecock

"Fried salsa balls at the Texas State Fair"

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/243194448597548995/

27 posted on 02/28/2019 10:23:31 AM PST by ETL (Obama-Hillary, REAL Russia collusion! Uranium-One Deal, Missile Defense, Iran Deal, Nukes: Click ETL)
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To: Gamecock

Why didn’t he dunk those earlobes in the salsa?


28 posted on 02/28/2019 10:23:46 AM PST by Chad_the_Impaler
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To: bramps
At least he got a tip! It's not as if the customer left him hanging.
29 posted on 02/28/2019 10:24:54 AM PST by golux
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To: Gamecock

He clearly couldn’t have known when he did the deed what the tip would be

So his “excuse” is simply a punchline for his social-media post. He actually intended to do it simply out of malice.


30 posted on 02/28/2019 10:25:17 AM PST by PGR88
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To: Gamecock

Disgusting. No wonder he got sacked.


31 posted on 02/28/2019 10:26:14 AM PST by golux
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To: PGR88

No. Precipitating the ballsy move, the tip was left online. (If you will forgive the dangling participle.)


32 posted on 02/28/2019 10:30:56 AM PST by golux
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To: Gamecock

This idiot needs to be asked if he is familiar with Rocky Mountain Oysters.


33 posted on 02/28/2019 10:33:30 AM PST by Truth29
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To: V_TWIN
What about the frum-unda cheese?

You are one sick puppy:(

But, I ROTFLMAO.

I guess I too, maybe a little depraved.

34 posted on 02/28/2019 10:37:07 AM PST by USS Alaska (Nuke all mooselimb terrorists, today.)
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To: Gamecock
News outlets report that the passenger, 31-year-old Howard Matthew Webb, was arrested last week and charged with adulteration of food.

Familiar story. Starts with "spicing things up." Ends with adultery.
35 posted on 02/28/2019 10:38:11 AM PST by golux
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To: Gamecock

Well, at least he didn’t decide to beat and rape the poor woman.

She must not have been alone.


36 posted on 02/28/2019 10:41:33 AM PST by Conserv
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..."Dinner Delivered said the food service has fired the driver and forwarded information about her to authorities as well."...

Was it a guy or a girl with balls? ( from the story )

Besides, if the salsa dipping didn't put him in the hospital screaming with burnt testicles, the salsa wasn't made right, like in Texas. Ketchup is NOT salsa.

37 posted on 02/28/2019 10:43:18 AM PST by chuckles
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To: USS Alaska

Not a sick as the nad’s in da salsa dude.....me OR you. lol


38 posted on 02/28/2019 10:49:20 AM PST by V_TWIN
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To: Gamecock

Too bad it was not hot a fire. He would never do that again.


39 posted on 02/28/2019 10:49:22 AM PST by tired&retired (Blessings)
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To: Gamecock

His testicles should be removed so he never does it again


40 posted on 02/28/2019 10:51:45 AM PST by butlerweave
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