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Maryville man accused of dipping testicles in customer's salsa
WKRN ^ | 2/27/2019

Posted on 02/28/2019 10:01:41 AM PST by Gamecock

Edited on 02/28/2019 10:07:25 AM PST by Sidebar Moderator. [history]

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To: Gamecock

Not to be over the top, but if I knew someone put their junk in my food, he would get his junk crushed. I am glad that I have learned to step back and think before acting on things.


41 posted on 02/28/2019 11:00:50 AM PST by shanover (...To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them.-S.Adams)
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To: mountainfolk

Gee whiz, who dipped their testicles into your cereal this morning ?

=ducking=


42 posted on 02/28/2019 11:07:11 AM PST by fieldmarshaldj ("It's Slappin' Time !")
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To: Gamecock

In this case, the salsa was a condom-ment.


43 posted on 02/28/2019 11:08:29 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Gamecock

Just the tip? No, but he went balls deep...


44 posted on 02/28/2019 11:10:32 AM PST by Cooter (Radicals always try to force crises because in a crisis, everyone must choose sides. - J. Goldberg)
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To: Gamecock

These chips taste rather nutty...


45 posted on 02/28/2019 11:11:44 AM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie (All I know is what I read in the papers.)
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To: Cooter

I’m not sure it was exactly a dip, but, rather, kind of a drag.


46 posted on 02/28/2019 11:14:10 AM PST by FirstFlaBn
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

Sometimes you feel like a nut.....sometimes you don’t.....


47 posted on 02/28/2019 11:15:34 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Gamecock

“The company issued a refund for the tainted food”

The abused patrons should get free
food for life. But now there’s the
trust issue. One of the reasons I don’t
eat out often.


48 posted on 02/28/2019 11:15:50 AM PST by Lean-Right (Eat More Moose)
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To: Gamecock

I hope the guac was unmolested.


49 posted on 02/28/2019 11:27:41 AM PST by Coffee... Black... No Sugar (No tagline provided...)
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To: Gamecock

I’d say the over/under number for posted replies on this story is about 150...


50 posted on 02/28/2019 12:04:40 PM PST by SuperLuminal (Where is Sam Adams now that we desperately need him)
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To: dfwgator

You’re the best. Made me laugh.


51 posted on 02/28/2019 12:07:10 PM PST by RinaseaofDs
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To: golux

Oh dear Lord that was funny.


52 posted on 02/28/2019 12:18:28 PM PST by 762X51
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To: Gamecock

It takes a lot of balls for a guy named Gamecock to post a story like this!


53 posted on 02/28/2019 12:26:12 PM PST by SoCal Pubbie
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To: SoCal Pubbie

I am secure in my screen name!


54 posted on 02/28/2019 12:28:24 PM PST by Gamecock (In church today, we so often find we meet only the same old world, not Christ and His Kingdom. AS)
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To: Gamecock

Att’s-A Spicy meatball!


55 posted on 02/28/2019 12:30:32 PM PST by READINABLUESTATE (I hate baby killing pedophile socialist gun grabbers)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

Better to wash out some mouths with soap. High school giggles in the locker room from pimple faced youths with not much else to do. There are already enough sites for tabloid crap and FR does not need to become another home for such trash. Reputation does matter.


56 posted on 02/28/2019 1:16:09 PM PST by mountainfolk
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57 posted on 02/28/2019 1:18:54 PM PST by freedomlover
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To: Cooter

“Hot, isn’t it?”

“Yeah, and deep too!!”


58 posted on 02/28/2019 1:21:47 PM PST by freedomlover
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To: freedomlover

The bridge joke!


59 posted on 02/28/2019 1:27:27 PM PST by Texas resident (Democrats=Enemy of People of The United States of America)
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To: BenLurkin

It is likely that he lives in their house...they’ve been in the freezer for years.


60 posted on 02/28/2019 1:59:12 PM PST by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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