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Doctors ask that you please not put parsley in your vagina
New York Post ^ | 1-21-2019 | Miranda Larbi

Posted on 01/21/2019 4:27:55 AM PST by servo1969

In a recent article by Marie Claire on how to bring on periods, the author said that the herb is a natural emmenagogue – meaning that it can stimulate or increase menstrual flow.

While that is true, there’s a massive difference between sprinkling a bit of parsley over your pasta and shoving a bunch into your vagina.

Marie Claire said: “Parsley can help to soften the cervix and level out hormonal imbalances that could be delaying your cycle, helping your period come faster.”

“If you’re struggling to find a dish based on parsley, don’t panic – the most effective forms are said to be parsley tea and parsley vaginal inserts.”

But what the mag fails to mention is that putting parsley into vaginas can be extremely dangerous and in some cases, fatal.

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TOPICS: Agriculture; Food; Gardening; Health/Medicine; Humor; Science; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: fads; feminazism; lowinformationvoters; mainstreammedia; marieclaire; nothanks; oneweirdtrick; parsley; vagina
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To: servo1969

Cumin is part of the parsley family...
...just sayin’


41 posted on 01/21/2019 10:36:45 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Bell Bouy II

Merely that medical authoriities have cautioned females to NOT physically insert parsley into their vaginal cavity, as it could cause illness and/or death. I merely remarked that the danger is anaphyllactic shock, which often is fatal. 20 years ago certain tampons were triggering that issue. A number of women died from it.


42 posted on 01/21/2019 4:03:56 PM PST by Tucker39 ("It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible." George Washington)
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To: Tucker39

Oh Well


43 posted on 01/21/2019 4:07:42 PM PST by Bell Bouy II
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