Posted on 01/21/2019 4:27:55 AM PST by servo1969
In a recent article by Marie Claire on how to bring on periods, the author said that the herb is a natural emmenagogue meaning that it can stimulate or increase menstrual flow.
While that is true, theres a massive difference between sprinkling a bit of parsley over your pasta and shoving a bunch into your vagina.
Marie Claire said: Parsley can help to soften the cervix and level out hormonal imbalances that could be delaying your cycle, helping your period come faster.
If youre struggling to find a dish based on parsley, dont panic the most effective forms are said to be parsley tea and parsley vaginal inserts.
But what the mag fails to mention is that putting parsley into vaginas can be extremely dangerous and in some cases, fatal.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
Do I take this to mean Corn in the Anus is still a go?
I know the joke. Great punchline. It wins!
and whats the problem for those involved in this case
Next the libs will have men demanding we respect their decision to put parsley in their pretend vaginas. :)
Well, they are probably democrats. They need to be led around by the nose.
Better for dinner? Steaming rather than soaking in a tub of hot water? I’m so confused.
Re: “parsley as an abortifacient?”
That is one reason.
The other reason is just timing...
College girls going to visit a boyfriend on a long weekend.
Being in a friend’s wedding, the Christmas holiday social scene, holiday or ceremony responsibilities, etc.
In your wildest imagination, did you ever think you'd read this line as 'real medical advice'?
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme, remember me to the one that's in there...
No doubt. Subtle.
I never expected to see that series of words in that order...
No sane woman ever wants to get their period early.
Is it Friday night already?
Where does the time go?
. . . since everyone knows that what you’re supposed to do is weave it into your armpit hair. (sorry, still recovering from the post yesterday on the rainbow unicorn pit fad)
So we moved from doing jello shots on the navel of young women to having a healthy salad? Excuse me for showing my “masculinity”
If you could just switch your menstrual cycle on and off like a switch, everyone would do it. Every effort to mess with the natural operation of our bodies does more harm than good.
Looking for counter protesters at the next feminazi march to throw parsley.
They are some things in life I don’t need to know about.
This reminds me of the sign I see driving from Eugene to Bend Oregon. It says, “DO NOT PASS SNOW PLOWS ON THE RIGHT”.
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