Posted on 01/09/2019 11:25:44 AM PST by BeauBo
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos and novelist MacKenzie Bezos are getting a divorce. The couple announced the breakup over Jeff's Twitter account on Wednesday. The couple did not mention how Jeff Bezos' $140 Billion fortune will be split. Together, the Bezos are said to own more property than anyone in the US.
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She was born in San Francisco. In recent years, the couple has contributed to some liberal causes, like college scholarships for DACA kids, legalizing same sex marriage, and establishing an anti-bullying organization (and bailing out the Washington Post).
Is this liberalism Jeff's, MacKenzie's, or both? It may become clearer after the divorce settlement.
Dibs on the wife lol (Papa needs a new Porsche lol)
Marriage - Failure in judgement
Divorce - Failure in patience
Re-marriage - Failure of memory
Gold digger MacKenzie, is getting out as Bezos’ fortune is at its heighth. She can’t let a good opportunity go to waste.
He probably had halitosis from eating deep-fried tarantulas...
I’ve never been jealous of someone’s divorce before.
She gets the money AND the freedom. Wow.
Will Jeff have to sell or give his wife half his shares in Amazon, and lose control?
Will he still be able to blow a billion a year on his hobby horse space launch company?
Half of $140 billion does not go far back in San Francisco.
[to any misogynists reading: my above post was a joke. I don’t believe young successful wives should get half of what the husband made, or vice versa. It was only a joke.]
I believe they were married before JB founded Amazon. Gold Digger, no.
Boy she was Really expensive.
-——She was born in San Francisco——
Skinny bitch Ameritrash
MacKenzie Bezos was one of Amazon's first employees. The couple met at D.E. Shaw, a hedge fund and technology development firm, before Jeff Bezos founded Amazon. They have four kids.
In Amazon lore, part of the company's business plan was written while the Bezoses drove across the country from New York to Seattle.
Boo hoo, hoo, who cares?
Wouldn’t call her a gold digger. They married before he became wealthy, have four kids, one adopted from China. Their only girl. Chinese kill baby girls. so good for them.. The marriage was solid for a very long time. WA state law gives her half. He knew that going in.
Please forward to John F. Kerry: this is an opportunity he can’t miss to ditch Teresa...
One day Jeff left work. On his way home he suddenly remembered that it’s his daughter’s birthday . He stopped at a toy shop where he asked the salesperson, “How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?”
The salesperson asked, “Which one do you mean, sir? We have Work Out Barbie, Shopping Barbie, Beach Barbie, Disco Barbie, Ballerina Barbie, Astronaut Barbie, and Skater Barbie, all of which cost $19.95 each. And we also have Divorced Barbie, $265.95.”
Jeff was amazed and exclaimed, “It’s what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?”
The annoyed salesperson rolled her eyes, sighed and answers, “Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Computer, one of Ken’s Friends, and a key chain with Ken’s balls on it.”
Beware, Mr. Bezos.
One day Jeff left work. On his way home he suddenly remembered that it’s his daughter’s birthday . He stopped at a toy shop where he asked the salesperson, “How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?”
The salesperson asked, “Which one do you mean, sir? We have Work Out Barbie, Shopping Barbie, Beach Barbie, Disco Barbie, Ballerina Barbie, Astronaut Barbie, and Skater Barbie, all of which cost $19.95 each. And we also have Divorced Barbie, $265.95.”
Jeff was amazed and exclaimed, “It’s what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?”
The annoyed salesperson rolled her eyes, sighed and answers, “Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Computer, one of Ken’s Friends, and a key chain with Ken’s balls on it.”
Beware, Mr. Bezos.
So what?
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