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To: BeauBo

One day Jeff left work. On his way home he suddenly remembered that it’s his daughter’s birthday . He stopped at a toy shop where he asked the salesperson, “How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?”

The salesperson asked, “Which one do you mean, sir? We have Work Out Barbie, Shopping Barbie, Beach Barbie, Disco Barbie, Ballerina Barbie, Astronaut Barbie, and Skater Barbie, all of which cost $19.95 each. And we also have Divorced Barbie, $265.95.”

Jeff was amazed and exclaimed, “It’s what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?”

The annoyed salesperson rolled her eyes, sighed and answers, “Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Computer, one of Ken’s Friends, and a key chain with Ken’s balls on it.”

Beware, Mr. Bezos.


19 posted on 01/09/2019 11:48:39 AM PST by MIchaelTArchangel
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To: MIchaelTArchangel

Most people would be happy with a billion dollars.


30 posted on 01/09/2019 1:32:47 PM PST by Vermont Lt
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