Posted on 12/10/2018 1:39:55 PM PST by C19fan
When I told my husband I was interviewing a writer who thinks men should give their wives a cheat pass this Christmas, he understandably had some questions. How would the wife find someone suitable for the occasion? he wondered. (We were talking in the abstract, of course, and I deemed it safer to treat this as rhetorical.) I assured him that yes, it was all very unfeasible, and concluded hell more likely gift me jewellery.
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Certainly not with the man: just with his wallet and/or child support & alimony.
All from the law firm of Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe.
If I gave my wife a cheat pass, it would be one-way.
Using her flawgic, then men should also have a cheat pass because of equality.
Bet she’d be upset if the table was turned on her.
“do children enjoy childhood as much as adults enjoy adultery?”
That joke is at least 50 years old.
That’s funny in a sick sort of way.
I read that as “smashing mahogany”...sorry
And then, in return, the wife could give her husband an STD. That’s sweet.
Hey, wait a minute. What's with this use of "Christmas" all of the sudden in the UK Telegraph? Shouldn't it be "Cheat pass this Holiday"?
“Jesus wept.”
How about a Cheat Pass for Ramadan? Oh, wait, that’ll get you killed.
Never mind.
Whatever happened to “No sex, please, we’re British”?
Geez, Sky, you’re beautiful when you’re so hypergamistic.
Jordan: [Walking out of the bathroom behind Keith] Why is there an intern in my bathroom? It’s not my birthday.
~~ Scrubs
Not married.
Yeah.
Yup...excellent movie.
One of Cages best acting jobs...
Quite a few very humorous scenes...
Normalizing cuckoldry in the land where the term began!
How quaint!
“What is it with you girls and these sappy movies?”
We’re wired in fundamentally different ways. I strive to be as rational as I can be but then one of my kids gets hurt and I instantly lose all perspective.
We’re just a lot more emotionally focused than men are.
Like I have a ‘pet’ fox that comes around once in a while and it gets cat food and treats and it has even come inside the house when the weather is crazy cold outside.
I like it. It likes me.
My husband sees fox trim on a new sheepskin coat.
Different perspectives.
Sodom and Gomorrah: not ancient history, apparently current events. Disgusting.
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