Posted on 11/28/2018 3:19:50 AM PST by sodpoodle
A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 2" strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.
When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.
After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview. The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an "Attitude Suitability Test" that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot: six illegal aliens, six lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six Democrats, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.
"You passed," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"
Thank you for the humor. I look forward to your posts to start my day with a smile. :-)
LMAO.
That’s a cute one.
A joke that will amuse you ... above.
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Frank and Dianne were in a local
shopping center just before Christmas. Dianne suddenly noticed that
Frank was missing, and as they had a
lot to do, she called him on his
cell phone. Dianne asked, “Frank,
where are you? You know that we have
lots to do.” Frank said, “Do you
remember the jewelry store we went into about
10 years ago, and you fell in love
with a diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time, and I
said that one day I would get it for
you.” Little tears started to flow
down Dianne’s cheek, and she got all choked up.
“Yes, I do remember that shop,” she
replied. “Well, I’m in
the Hooters next to
that.”
‘Cause the rabbit done died, and I refuse to pay child support because I’m not the father anyway, and she’s a damned skank. ;)
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, ‘ No, I’m just looking at your nuts.’
My sister started to laugh hysterically.
The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.
He also would have passed if he inquired. “ Why only six Democrats?”
Outstanding!!!!!
Hilarious!!
I knew you’d like it.
Yuk yuk o’ the day.
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