More on the way;)
1 posted on
11/28/2018 3:19:50 AM PST by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
Thank you for the humor. I look forward to your posts to start my day with a smile. :-)
2 posted on
11/28/2018 3:32:45 AM PST by
lysie
To: sodpoodle
3 posted on
11/28/2018 3:38:37 AM PST by
Alberta's Child
("The Russians escaped while we weren't watching them ... like Russians will.")
To: sodpoodle
4 posted on
11/28/2018 4:29:03 AM PST by
Tax-chick
(Ask me about my Marine!)
To: rrrod
A joke that will amuse you ... above.
5 posted on
11/28/2018 4:29:27 AM PST by
Tax-chick
(Ask me about my Marine!)
To: sodpoodle
AAAAHHHAHHAHHAHHAHHA AHAHHAHHA HAHHAHAHHAHH AHAHHHAHAHH
6 posted on
11/28/2018 4:32:26 AM PST by
Lazamataz
(You know, when I advised Democrats to vote AFTER Nov 6th, I didn't think they'd actually DO it.)
Frank and Dianne were in a local
shopping center just before Christmas. Dianne suddenly noticed that
Frank was missing, and as they had a
lot to do, she called him on his
cell phone. Dianne asked, “Frank,
where are you? You know that we have
lots to do.” Frank said, “Do you
remember the jewelry store we went into about
10 years ago, and you fell in love
with a diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time, and I
said that one day I would get it for
you.” Little tears started to flow
down Dianne’s cheek, and she got all choked up.
“Yes, I do remember that shop,” she
replied. “Well, I’m in
the Hooters next to
that.”
7 posted on
11/28/2018 4:34:53 AM PST by
sodpoodle
(Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
To: sodpoodle
Cause the rabbit done died, and I refuse to pay child support because Im not the father anyway, and shes a damned skank. ;)
8 posted on
11/28/2018 4:35:25 AM PST by
lefty-lie-spy
(Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/ - via iPhone from Tokyo.)
To: sodpoodle
10 posted on
11/28/2018 4:50:07 AM PST by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you .)
To: sodpoodle
11 posted on
11/28/2018 5:24:08 AM PST by
broken_arrow1
(I regret that I have but one life to give for my country - Nathan Hale "Patriot")
To: sodpoodle
He also would have passed if he inquired. “ Why only six Democrats?”
12 posted on
11/28/2018 5:30:52 AM PST by
Liz
(Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
To: sodpoodle
😀
To: sodpoodle
15 posted on
11/28/2018 5:52:21 AM PST by
MayflowerMadam
(Great things never come from comfort zones.)
To: sodpoodle
17 posted on
11/28/2018 6:21:07 AM PST by
Phlap
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