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Broward County Brings In Expert Consultant To Speed Up Ballot Count
The Babylon Bee ^
| November 13, 2018
Posted on 11/13/2018 6:53:29 PM PST by Ciaphas Cain
FLORIDABroward County, which has had trouble meeting its legal deadlines in the counting of ballots, has now brought in a consultant to speed up the recount: counting expert Count von Count.
The Count wasted no time and immediately began counting as soon as he saw the ballots. He picked up one and said, One vote for governor, eh eh eh.
After that, he picked up a second ballot and said, Two votes for governor, eh eh eh.
Next, he picked up a third ballot and said, Three votes for governor, eh eh eh.
Wow! exclaimed Broward County official Stanley Collier. Hes way faster than us!
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; florida; recount; satire
To: Ciaphas Cain
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11/13/2018 6:54:29 PM PST
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simpson96
To: Ciaphas Cain
I literally just read this 10 seconds ago on their site.
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11/13/2018 6:56:53 PM PST
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LukeL
To: Ciaphas Cain
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11/13/2018 6:57:17 PM PST
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DocRock
(And now is the time to fight! Peter Muhlenberg)
To: Ciaphas Cain
Count von Count. Love it!
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11/13/2018 6:59:27 PM PST
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Joann37
To: Ciaphas Cain
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11/13/2018 6:59:50 PM PST
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RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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11/13/2018 7:12:26 PM PST
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simpson96
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11/13/2018 7:53:52 PM PST
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bitt
("Let justice be done though the heavens fall".)
To: RightGeek
Again, when did the Heat Miser become black?
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11/13/2018 8:00:11 PM PST
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dp0622
(The Left should know if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
To: RightGeek
#6. She has got to be Beetlejuice’s mother. Might get a movie of her own entitled “The Night the Votes Went MISSING in Florida”.
I’d prefer that she was singing “Jailhouse Rock” and “Folsom Prison Blues”, two good ole southern songs.
To: Ciaphas Cain
And as bullpen back-up./s
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11/13/2018 9:32:39 PM PST
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Tolerance Sucks Rocks
( The US Constitution ....... Invented by geniuses and God .... Administered by morons ......)
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11/13/2018 9:39:32 PM PST
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Slyfox
(Not my circus, not my monkeys)
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