Reminds me of one of the funniest things I ever saw on a t-shirt:
I’m not a gynecologist, but I’ll be happy to take a look.
Juuuust wait until sex robots are a real thing:
It will STRANGE to hear about people dating.
The threat to humanity will be sharper than atomic weapons.
Feminism + sex robots = extinction
Who needs to worry about the Yuge Asteroid..?
The Law of Unintended Consequences will not be repealed............
EMTs already know to use a respiratory appliance for giving mouth to mouth.
The overzealous and politicized nanny state destroys all aspects of civil society, outward human kindness, and private charity.
I’ve lived in Communist countries. Its a fact.
Only resuscitate ladies....leaves out all Democat women...
The snake bite scene from “Bananas” suddenly just popped into my mind.
I’m not trying to be vindictive. By when you follow feminist extremism, you reap what you sow.
I recently read a First Aid guide on AED use. It said to check for an underwire bra and if present remove it before using an AED.
Very sound advice but I could just imagine how that would go.
"...CPR..."
What? women in the USA expect men to give them CPR?........I'm aghast. Will they need a chaperone, video monitor, written contract, indemnity and a prosecuting lawyer present at the CPR event? What a messed up country the USA is.
If the “woman” were a known man-hating litigation machine, I’d just pray fervently... but attempt CPR? No effing way.
Actually, wouldn’t it be ALL people afraid to help women?
I mean, we’ve normalized both homos and trannies so much, that surely a woman could be accused of molestation as well!
“Men are now afraid to give women CPR in case they’re accused of sexual assault”
One of the reasons ingenious men invented sex robots.
Keep me abreast if there are any other things I can’t do...
Civilization is only possible in a high-trust society. Take away the ability for a man to even touch a woman, and THIS is what you get. These women will die, unless another woman gives them CPR. And even that may generate lawsuits. This country is doing down the toilet, along with the rest of Western Civilization. Best to find yourself a little place in the hills to wait out the inevitable collapse.
The instructor was an EMS first responder and he basically instructed us in the same CPR techniques as their professional training. Ignore modesty, rip a buttoned shirt open and if the top doesn't rip then cut it off as an alternative and a last resort is to jerk the top up. You have to see and feel the chest for proper hand placement or in the case of a young child, proper finger placement.
Our offices were equipped with a portable defibrillator that hung on the wall in a charger cradle next to a fire extinguisher. It was an amazingly simple lifesaver. Off comes all the upper clothing by ripping open or cutting. This includes cutting the bra off and ripping off necklace and nipple jewelry. Regarding the nipple rings, that is what a plastic surgeon is for. There can be no metal on the chest as there is a high risk of severe burns from an electrical arc. A picture on the interior lid of the defib shows where to place the electrodes. You press the start button and a computer takes over. It first determines yes/no if defib is required and if so begins zapping as needed. If the heart starts it stops zapping. In practice, you can probable have the defib started within 1 minute, Doing all these steps is that fast.
Another thing we did every year was hands on fire extinguisher training with a live fire. For the yearly fire extinguisher inspection, the servicing company would drop off loaners while ours went back to their shop for servicing. Instead of simpling having the extinguishers immediately hauled, we scheduled the fire department to conduct a training in the parking lot. A couple of firemen would setup a metal pan, add a bit of diesel then fire it up. They would demonstrate extinguisher use then guide each of us individually proper technique putting out the fire.