Reminds me of one of the funniest things I ever saw on a t-shirt:
I’m not a gynecologist, but I’ll be happy to take a look.
At the NHL rink in STL when it was still called Scottrade center a few years ago during the playoffs. Two women in blue T shirts coming the other way through the tunnel. Both shirts emblazoned with ‘My Cup Size is Stanley’. We laughed so hard I thought I was going to cough up a lung.