Hillary 2020
Posted on 11/12/2018 2:05:14 PM PST by OddLane
In an interview over the weekend, Hillary Clinton continued to deny any wrongdoing in the various controversies she was involved with during her time as Secretary of State and the 2016 Democratic candidate, claiming her only crime was "stealing the hearts of the American people."
The interviewer asked Clinton if she was guilty of any of the myriad accusations against her when she admitted to being "100% guilty" of being America's sweetheart.
"If being an extremely likable person beloved by every true American is a crime, then lock me up!" she said, laughing. "I'm guilty on all counts! Put me away for years! Throw me in the dungeon and toss the key in the garbage!"
She also confessed to lesser crimes of being "a woman of the people" and "extremely relatable."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Almost puked until I saw it was from the Bee. Almost had me!
Wow........she clearly has had a psychotic break from reality.
Kankles is a textbook case sociopath and malignant narcissist.
Fair notice, in an age when satire is indistinguishable from reality:
BABYLON BEE IS SATIRE.
I am not a crook.
You know it’s pretty bad out there when it’s that hard to tell satire from reality.
Yup. Stole hearts. Without anesthetics. (Suffers flashback to open-heart surgery...)
Oh my, she’s as beautiful on the inside as she is on the outside!
:p
Bab Bee
Parody site that puts the Onion to shame. BB is MUCH funnier.
Hillary 2020
Oh sorry I thought this was a real story. It’s not that far of a reach for the clueless Kankles LOL!!!
And she keeps them in a jar of formalin. Thanks
What a lying, ugly, evil, hag.
Throwing an ashtray and Bill is considered a “Domestic”
Well, and was thinking it...ROFL
If she just stole kidneys you might wake up in an ice water bath with instructions to call a 900 number run by the Clinton Foundation.
Yes, I realize this is satire, but with Hillary, I can absolutely see her saying these things for real.
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