Posted on 09/27/2018 5:17:35 AM PDT by Lazamataz
Oh, this is bad for Brett Kavanaugh.
The Senate Judiciary Committee has just received an anonymous account that Kavanaugh did an unspecified thing at an unknown location at a time and date yet to be determined, and that he did it an un-quantifiable number of times. The declaration was signed by 1 to N "X"'s, which represent unnamed and anonymous witnesses. This nebulous and unstated accusation has thrown great uncertainty into his nomination.
Senator Hirohsi (D-HI) stated, "This is just the sort of thing that puts a cloud over Brett Kavanaugh. Do we want Supreme Court Justices that are accused of such heinous and unknowable acts?"
Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY) angrily said, "Undefined accusations make Kavanaugh an nonviable candidate. I call for an immediate FBI investigation to see if there is any merit to these vague and unformed charges. I demand that Kavanaugh withdraw his candidacy in the meantime."
Senator FineSlime (D-CA) admitted that these undetermined accusations were introduced at a rather late time, in violation of Senate rules, but stated that "There are, literally, an infinite number of additional, accompanying charges that will be coming. Can we afford to look into each one? Withdraw!"
This is a breaking story, no more details will be coming.
Remember, the accuser must be believed unquestioningly you insensitive, racist, sexist pig! The Republican is considered guilty until proven innocent!
these accusations are starting to show a pattern.
you drag $$$$ through the far left you never know who will accuse next.
Further evidence just came in: The friend of an uncle of a professor of a college where my aunt's child went heard it on the radio that the mother of a man who read it on the internet heard that some guy was talking about, on the subway, that he heard his barber met a prostitute who saw a police report about a poster about this girl who saw on TV that three guys in a bar were talking about a politician who mentioned in a press conference that he heard his father had mentioned that he saw read some magazine that said that Kevin Bacon had overheard from a news anchor that four girls in an elementary school mentioned that their parents had heard on their CB radio that a trucker had saw some guy who said that he had a friend who knew a roomate of his who had a girlfriend that overheard at a Phish concert that Kavanaugh did something.
The world will be a better place when this creep joins McCain. His sons can go with him.
Evidence is not important! Stop thinking like that. These are serious charges, that should be enough.
This is a breaking crumbling story, no so many more details will be coming to build the paper march faux crime.
Well done! Hearsay... No proof of any injury... No witness... No crime...
Pretty simple.
Wow...there really is a website YouTwitFace.com
Pebbles is a tranny?
“Where was Kavanaugh during My Lai!?!?!”
Where was now SENATOR BLUMENTHAL during My Lai!?!?!
I hear there’s a new anonymous allegation that Kavanaugh lit matches but did not close the cover before striking but the person could not remember where or when this occurred.
Lie to me!
Tell me you will stay the night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tigVYfHVmQ
The FBI should investigate immediately.
....but, who is going to investigate the FBI.... that pup Sleepy Sessions won’t hunt.
That doesn’t surprise me. I probably should update the tagline. I have a couple of things in mind.
LOL! Good one dude!
Christine Ford’s headlights (eyes) are way closer together. Not her!
You’re just trying to distract. We know you hit that. :-)
Reminds me of a very old joke I heard as a youngster about Roy Rogers and Dale Evans on their wedding night, the punchline of which being:
Dale! Dale! Quick! Turn on your headlights ... Trigger's trapped in the Grand Canyon ...
Thanks.
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