Posted on 09/02/2018 6:37:25 PM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion
A MAN who extended his life span by avoiding processed meats bitterly regrets having done so, it has emerged.
103-year-old Roy Hobbs never ate sausages, bacon or black pudding apart from a one-off fried breakfast which he admits was mind-bendingly delicious.
He said: I am over a century old, partly because Ive exercised extreme self-control when it comes to my base desire for meat.
Many times Ive been tempted. One time in Birmingham train station I actually bought a burger and raised it to my salivating mouth, but never took a bite.
Only once, while staying in a corporate hotel for work, did I succumb to a frantic bout of pleasure with a full breakfast buffet. I had fourteen sausages. Afterwards I lay on my bed for two and a half hours, sweaty but elated.
Hobbs admitted that, despite living to an impressive age, he still thinks about meat with a sense of regret: I am old now, and frankly it is shit. But its too late to eat a steak because I have no teeth.
If I could I would appear to my younger self as an apparition and say eat burgers, and meat pies too. But in a deep ghost-y voice so that it sounded convincing.
One non Denial post like yours is worth 100 pig out posts.
What causes heart attacks?
Running exercise is a good preventer.
Meat eating or fats does not cause heart attacks, but junk food does.
Meat eating or fats does not cause heart attacks, but junk food does.
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“World War II provided a graphic example of how the ravages of these diseases could be totally halted. Norway was one of several western European nations occupied by Nazi Germany during the conflict between 1939 through 1945. The Germans removed all animal livestock from these occupied countries. The native population subsisted on whole grains, legumes, vegetables and fruit. Almost immediately death from heart attacks and strokes in Norway plummeted. With the cessation of hostilities in 1945 animal products became available as well as an immediate return to the prewar levels of deaths from these illnesses.’
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