Posted on 08/10/2018 4:34:17 PM PDT by OddLane
NASHVILLE, TN—LifeWay Research released a new report Monday morning confirming that Christians who regularly share photos on social media which include both a Bible and a cup of coffee are significantly godlier than those who do not.
The data was gathered from a study of 8,000 Christians from a variety of denominations and backgrounds. It reports “much higher” levels of godliness and holiness among those who share at least one Bible/coffee pic per week, along with “significantly elevated” levels of love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control.
A higher frequency of sharing this specific type of image on Instagram, Facebook, and/or Twitter was positively correlated to greater levels of Christian virtue across the board, with those sharing their quiet times at least once per day achieving maximum earthly Christlikeness...
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
I love Jesus and hot coffee, thank you God.
Hahaha. Yes.
It took me two takes to make sure it was a joke site!
lol.
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Fake faith helps nothing.
Doers, not hearers of the law, will be justified.
“Fake faith helps nothing”
Being humorless isn’t very helpful either
Judging by the picture at the article, you get bonus points if the Bible is in Italian, with passages highlighted.
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My apologies if I failed to detect your humor.
Italian Calvinists get a triple high score.
Dude, it’s the Babylon Bee. It’s a joke site. It’s not my humor you missed.
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