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The Headlines They Wish They Could Write: Day 1
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| 7/27/2018
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 07/27/2018 2:35:47 PM PDT by Lazamataz
Today, we discovered that the GDP, a measure of productivity and economic growth, accelerated to 4.1% this last quarter. It had to gall the News Misleadia, they must have been furious. I expected these headlines:
CBS: “Obama Lays Groundwork For Massive GDP Growth In 2018”
NYT: “Trump Fails To Reach 4.2% GDP, Economists Startled”
NBC: “Uncontrolled Expansion Threatens Trade Relations”
CNN: “Trump Russian Collusion Causes Freak Economic Spurt”
MSNBC: “Trump Sucks. Everyone Should Hate Him. Effing Nazi.”
I had fun creating these. I might make this a daily thing.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: lazpings
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To: AFreeBird; Lazamataz
Well done, free board.
Laz, wouldn’t miss it for the world. Please, oh pretty please, ping me.
61
posted on
07/27/2018 5:36:45 PM PDT
by
poconopundit
(MAGA... Get the Spirit. Grow your community. Focus on your Life's Work. Empower the Young.)
To: Lazamataz
62
posted on
07/27/2018 5:52:55 PM PDT
by
BlueLancer
(Antifa and Social Justice Warriors (SJWs) = SturmAbteilung)
To: Lazamataz
Yes, please . . . to all of the above.
63
posted on
07/27/2018 6:00:12 PM PDT
by
Oratam
To: Lazamataz
The Democrat Party Media Machine is an annoying group of
characters who pretend they are political experts. Their lies smell like a bad odor.
64
posted on
07/27/2018 6:09:25 PM PDT
by
FreedBird
(E)
To: Lazamataz
65
posted on
07/27/2018 6:29:22 PM PDT
by
Chickensoup
(Leftists today are speaking as if they plan to commence to commit genocide against conservatives.)
To: Yaelle; Lazamataz
66
posted on
07/27/2018 6:31:05 PM PDT
by
Pelham
(California, Mexico's socialist colony)
To: Pelham; Yaelle
get a room.We got a room, I only got to second base.
67
posted on
07/27/2018 6:43:30 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The New York Times is so openly dishonest, even their crossword puzzles lie.)
To: Lazamataz
I’ll read everything you write, Laz!
68
posted on
07/27/2018 6:48:00 PM PDT
by
Taxman
(We will never be a truly free people so long as we have the income tax and the IRS.)
To: poconopundit
You did a good job there. In fact, you kinda predicted the future. :)
69
posted on
07/27/2018 7:11:52 PM PDT
by
Slyfox
(Not my circus, not my monkeys)
To: Lazamataz
ping Zatamazal
I’m never sure which ego I’m talking to.
70
posted on
07/27/2018 7:19:50 PM PDT
by
Eddie01
To: Lazamataz
Ha!
That’s probably what they’d say.
Please keep me on your list.
Thank you.
71
posted on
07/27/2018 7:22:40 PM PDT
by
Califreak
(Take Me Back To Constantinople)
To: Lazamataz
You want to make a few bucks along the way?
Here’s a free idea for someone that can make it happen.
A weekly podcast.
A one or two minute recap of the news of the week. With a twist.
Narrated with a voice like John Facenda and the poetry and music of some of the first NFL films Presents.
Imagine this;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UezSvnSJNvM
But political.
72
posted on
07/27/2018 7:41:56 PM PDT
by
Zeneta
To: Lazamataz
keep’em comin’ as you have been, add or delete as YOU so choose.
73
posted on
07/27/2018 8:02:24 PM PDT
by
harpu
( "...it's better to be hated for who you are than loved for someone you're not!")
To: Lazamataz
Laz, I’m happy to be on the meaty list, but also the veggie list as well!
Keep ‘em coming!
:-D
74
posted on
07/27/2018 8:26:54 PM PDT
by
TEXOKIE
To: Lazamataz
Please ping me concerning everything you write. Thanks!
75
posted on
07/27/2018 8:55:46 PM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
( “If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.”__Scorpion)
To: Lazamataz
I might make this a daily thing.
DO IT!!!!!
76
posted on
07/27/2018 8:57:53 PM PDT
by
lkco
To: Lazamataz
When you see my name think “I’d ping that”
77
posted on
07/27/2018 9:20:42 PM PDT
by
Lee Enfield
(We aren't tired of winning, they aren't tired of whining. I'm comfortable with that.)
To: Lazamataz
Ping me to all your stuff... thanks.
78
posted on
07/27/2018 9:38:46 PM PDT
by
GOPJ
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-s1_nfs7f4 STOP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-IsingvI_I)
To: Lazamataz; Pelham
Laz, a trailer is not a room. I wanted an ocean view.
79
posted on
07/27/2018 11:02:42 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
To: Lazamataz
Hey, Laz.
Put a brotha on your pong list?
Good stuff. I vote for daily Laz.
:)
Bagster
80
posted on
07/28/2018 12:31:51 AM PDT
by
bagster
( "Even bad men love their mamas.")
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