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The Headlines They Wish They Could Write: Day 1
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| 7/27/2018
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 07/27/2018 2:35:47 PM PDT by Lazamataz
Today, we discovered that the GDP, a measure of productivity and economic growth, accelerated to 4.1% this last quarter. It had to gall the News Misleadia, they must have been furious. I expected these headlines:
CBS: “Obama Lays Groundwork For Massive GDP Growth In 2018”
NYT: “Trump Fails To Reach 4.2% GDP, Economists Startled”
NBC: “Uncontrolled Expansion Threatens Trade Relations”
CNN: “Trump Russian Collusion Causes Freak Economic Spurt”
MSNBC: “Trump Sucks. Everyone Should Hate Him. Effing Nazi.”
I had fun creating these. I might make this a daily thing.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: lazpings
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posted on
07/27/2018 2:35:47 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
You have a promising future as a meta-journalist. You must pursue your calling.
2
posted on
07/27/2018 2:38:36 PM PDT
by
heterosupremacist
(Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. - (Thomas Jefferson)
To: Lazamataz
Could we please have the DNC talking points. The DNC has a good juicy negative spin for everyone to enjoy.
3
posted on
07/27/2018 2:39:42 PM PDT
by
FreedBird
(W)
To: Lazamataz
ABC: “Russians hack Economic spreadsheets — change figures to make Trump look good.”
4
posted on
07/27/2018 2:40:20 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
("Trump is such a liar. He said we'd be tired from all this winning" (/dfwgator 7/27/18))
To: heterosupremacist
You have a promising future as a meta-journalist.If meta-data is data about data, then a meta-journalist journals about journalists.
I *LIKE* IT!
5
posted on
07/27/2018 2:41:30 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The New York Times is so openly dishonest, even their crossword puzzles lie.)
To: FreedBird
>>Could we please have the DNC talking points.<<
“Stormy daniels lets caged children out of Trump concentration camps. Oh and slight uptick in some arcane economic numbers no one cares about.”
6
posted on
07/27/2018 2:41:58 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
("Trump is such a liar. He said we'd be tired from all this winning" (/dfwgator 7/27/18))
To: Lazamataz
The media wants people to send hate Trump talking points in for them to read. They cannot report the news anymore, only something to keep the vicious hate train going.
7
posted on
07/27/2018 2:42:04 PM PDT
by
FreedBird
(W)
To: FreedBird
Could we please have the DNC talking points. The DNC has a good juicy negative spin for everyone to enjoy.Being as the Democrat Party is a wholly-owned subsidiary of the News Misleadia, I already have.
8
posted on
07/27/2018 2:42:27 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The New York Times is so openly dishonest, even their crossword puzzles lie.)
To: Lazamataz
9
posted on
07/27/2018 2:42:34 PM PDT
by
Slyfox
(Not my circus, not my monkeys)
To: TheOldLady; Cyber Liberty; CatherineofAragon; melissa_in_ga; Slings and Arrows; ...
Dear LazList members,
Would you like me to ping you to these, or should I create a new ping list so people can more easily opt-in/out and not miss the more meaty articles I occasionally write?
10
posted on
07/27/2018 2:43:59 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The New York Times is so openly dishonest, even their crossword puzzles lie.)
To: Lazamataz
If he could walk on water, the headline would read:
"Trump can't swim!!!"
11
posted on
07/27/2018 2:44:48 PM PDT
by
dainbramaged
(If you want a friend, get a dog. Preferably a rescue pit bull.)
To: Lazamataz
12
posted on
07/27/2018 2:45:48 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(July 2018 - the month the world discovered the TRUTH......Q Anon)
To: dainbramaged
If Trump singlehandedly cured cancer, the NYT would headline: “Trump Crushes Oncology Industry, Thousands Jobless.”
13
posted on
07/27/2018 2:45:58 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The New York Times is so openly dishonest, even their crossword puzzles lie.)
To: Lazamataz
Keep me on your ping list, please!
14
posted on
07/27/2018 2:46:06 PM PDT
by
generally
( Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.)
To: Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
Ping away. I always enjoy your posts.
16
posted on
07/27/2018 2:47:50 PM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(Whose Gonna Fill Their Shoes...?)
To: Lazamataz
I heard one report today that said the rise in GDP was fueled by countries stocking up ahead of tariffs.
17
posted on
07/27/2018 2:47:55 PM PDT
by
logitech
To: Lazamataz
18
posted on
07/27/2018 2:48:18 PM PDT
by
doorgunner69
(Give me the liberty to take care of my own security..........)
To: Lazamataz
I like your list just as it is.
Too man y lists get me cornfuzled.
19
posted on
07/27/2018 2:49:10 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
("Trump is such a liar. He said we'd be tired from all this winning" (/dfwgator 7/27/18))
To: Lazamataz
Washington Post “Electoral Collage just joking, Hillary President”
20
posted on
07/27/2018 2:51:26 PM PDT
by
Lee Enfield
(We aren't tired of winning, they aren't tired of whining. I'm comfortable with that.)
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