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Massaging Without A License, Criminal Damage: Elmhurst Arrests
Patch.com ^ | 25 May 2018 | Andrea Earnest

Posted on 05/27/2018 8:37:00 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT

Pihua Wu, 61, of the 400 block of East Adams, was arrested at 5:31 p.m. in the 500 block of North York for massaging without a license.

(Excerpt) Read more at patch.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: happyending
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Book 'em, Danno!

I gave my wife a back rub last night; should I be concerned?

The windows and skylights were open. They can now read the print on the golfball from the better satellites!!!

1 posted on 05/27/2018 8:37:00 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT

61 year old hooker? Guy must be desperate.


2 posted on 05/27/2018 8:40:43 AM PDT by Reno89519 (No Amnesty! No Catch-and-Release! Just Say No to All Illegal Aliens! Arrest & Deport!)
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To: Reno89519

It didn’t say she was a hooker. Do you know more than what the article stated?


3 posted on 05/27/2018 8:42:20 AM PDT by BipolarBob (All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

4 posted on 05/27/2018 8:43:08 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Vox populi, vox dei)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Make sure you don’t rub her feet while watching your smart tv.


5 posted on 05/27/2018 8:43:31 AM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
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To: DUMBGRUNT
I gave my wife a back rub last night; should I be concerned?

Was the background setting lit in 50s neo-noir black and white and a manly detective's voice narrating with a faint horn sound in background? If so, then you have nothing to worry about.

6 posted on 05/27/2018 8:44:33 AM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Democracy: The cliff's edge of Marxism)
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To: BipolarBob

Maybe my age, but I cannot separate masseuse equals hooker. The only reason for a massage is sex.


7 posted on 05/27/2018 8:46:30 AM PDT by Reno89519 (No Amnesty! No Catch-and-Release! Just Say No to All Illegal Aliens! Arrest & Deport!)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Heck - kids need licenses these days to open a lemonade stand outside their front doors.

King George III take note, wherever you are.


8 posted on 05/27/2018 8:50:17 AM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: Reno89519

Not for my wife it ain’t!


9 posted on 05/27/2018 8:53:00 AM PDT by houeto
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Twenty-seven eight-by-ten color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence.


10 posted on 05/27/2018 8:57:43 AM PDT by MUDDOG
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To: bgill

No smart TV or Alexa Here.
That said, I usually do not turn off my cell phone.
Would wrapping the cell phone in tin foil help?

How about alternate layers of tin foil and wax paper, like a capacitor? Ground the foil?


11 posted on 05/27/2018 9:07:32 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (This Space for Rent)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

Looks like I’m in EXTREMELY deep!

The master bath off the bedroom is, in fact, a ‘tuxedo’ motif! Yes, the 1950’s???

Being hearing impaired, did not hear the horns?


12 posted on 05/27/2018 9:12:54 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (This Space for Rent)
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To: Reno89519

Only the massages with ‘Happy Endings ‘ are from hookers.


13 posted on 05/27/2018 9:13:03 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just killc you)
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What an uninformed idiotic remark you make. I am an avid weight lifter and bodybuilder and I got weekly massages for many years. When you work your body that hard every day believe me it is extremely therapeutic.


14 posted on 05/27/2018 9:19:32 AM PDT by BlueHorseShoe ( Let us all speak out, rise up, lead and conquer! IÂ’m)
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Are copies available from the GPO?
Full resolution? Or limited, so the Ruskies have to bribe a congress critter for the max res.

I used to enjoy shopping topo maps there, now free on the net. still, prefer the printed version, and cheap too!

Oh, and the hand-colored sat maps!!
Had one hanging on my wall for many years.
A thing of beauty.


15 posted on 05/27/2018 9:20:44 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (This Space for Rent)
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So all the athletes getting massages are doing it for sex?


16 posted on 05/27/2018 9:25:38 AM PDT by Robert DeLong
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Yesterday an hour on the bike @85% HR immediately followed by a 6K row 90%+ HR (28 min).

The rower was new this Christmas, so I'm still working the kinks out.

At age 69, a message has only one meaning; happy ending means falling asleep.

17 posted on 05/27/2018 9:46:55 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (This Space for Rent)
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To: Reno89519

Must be your age. We always do a couples massage when we go to the Caribbean 2x per year. They are great!


18 posted on 05/27/2018 9:54:27 AM PDT by rb22982
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To: Jack Hammer
You need a license to get a license in some of these stupid Duckbergs.


19 posted on 05/27/2018 9:59:13 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

She rub someone the wrong way?


20 posted on 05/27/2018 10:00:39 AM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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